Book smart, but ZERO life skills?

papa3x
papa3x Posts: 286
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
LOL, I just got back from getting blood taken for a thyroid test. I am sitting near the counter and a young girl is talking to the desk person. She gets asked if she has her doctor's fax number, and she says "Yes, I do. It's 215."...... so the lady asks her for the remaining digits, and the girl says "That's it.... 215"....... 215 is a local area code. Doh!

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  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I had this friend in college who is EXTREMELY book smart, I mean graduated with a 4.0, has a great career now, but she is truly THAT girl that gives blondes their reputation. A couple classics of hers include this conversation:

    Me: Did you see the moon last night??
    Her: No, I was out of town

    and

    (During finals week. There is a bar in our city called "The Library")

    Me: What time does the library close? I have to finish working on this paper...
    Her: Well they stop serving drinks at 2, so like 2:30??

    She's special :)
  • cbu23
    cbu23 Posts: 280 Member
    I had this friend in college who is EXTREMELY book smart, I mean graduated with a 4.0, has a great career now, but she is truly THAT girl that gives blondes their reputation. A couple classics of hers include this conversation:

    Me: Did you see the moon last night??
    Her: No, I was out of town

    and

    (During finals week. There is a bar in our city called "The Library")

    Me: What time does the library close? I have to finish working on this paper...
    Her: Well they stop serving drinks at 2, so like 2:30??

    She's special :)

    This just made my whole day!
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    I have a friend like this. About five years ago we were at a Mc Donalds drive thu and I ordered chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce.. She gave me a god awful look and said ewww... I only like sweet and sour sauce with chicken!! :facepalm:
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    I have 2 cousins like this.

    We play a Christmas trivia game every year and you get a letter everytime your team gets a question right, we use different christmas themed words. That year we were using "Jesus", the girls team got a point and my cousin wrote down "G", we all just looked at her, she didn't understand what we were so flabbergasted about lol
  • Tree72
    Tree72 Posts: 942 Member
    Lol, definitely know people like this. An acquaintance of mine managed to light his house on fire because he dumped the still warm coals from his barbecue into the trash bin too soon. Mind you, he has a PhD in Chemistry....
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    LOL, I just got back from getting blood taken for a thyroid test. I am sitting near the counter and a young girl is talking to the desk person. She gets asked if she has her doctor's fax number, and she says "Yes, I do. It's 215."...... so the lady asks her for the remaining digits, and the girl says "That's it.... 215"....... 215 is a local area code. Doh!


    How does this mean she is book smart?
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I know of plenty of engineers and architects that fall into this category. extremely book smart, but have never even set foot on a jobsite.
  • papa3x
    papa3x Posts: 286
    LOL, I just got back from getting blood taken for a thyroid test. I am sitting near the counter and a young girl is talking to the desk person. She gets asked if she has her doctor's fax number, and she says "Yes, I do. It's 215."...... so the lady asks her for the remaining digits, and the girl says "That's it.... 215"....... 215 is a local area code. Doh!


    How does this mean she is book smart?

    Oh, my fault.... she also said she was attending the college down the street.
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    Lol, definitely know people like this. An acquaintance of mine managed to light his house on fire because he dumped the still warm coals from his barbecue into the trash bin too soon. Mind you, he has a PhD in Chemistry....

    I did the same thing but with fireworks.

    402-facepalm-your-doing-it-wrong.jpg

    In fact I'm pretty sure I am that person... :ohwell:
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    LOL, I just got back from getting blood taken for a thyroid test. I am sitting near the counter and a young girl is talking to the desk person. She gets asked if she has her doctor's fax number, and she says "Yes, I do. It's 215."...... so the lady asks her for the remaining digits, and the girl says "That's it.... 215"....... 215 is a local area code. Doh!


    How does this mean she is book smart?

    Oh, my fault.... she also said she was attending the college down the street.

    Still doesn't mean she's book smart. Colleges will allow just about anyone in these days
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    I had this friend in college who is EXTREMELY book smart, I mean graduated with a 4.0, has a great career now, but she is truly THAT girl that gives blondes their reputation. A couple classics of hers include this conversation:

    Me: Did you see the moon last night??
    Her: No, I was out of town

    and

    (During finals week. There is a bar in our city called "The Library")

    Me: What time does the library close? I have to finish working on this paper...
    Her: Well they stop serving drinks at 2, so like 2:30??

    She's special :)

    Not all Blondes are stupid, just sayin ;)
  • MMarvelous
    MMarvelous Posts: 1,067 Member
    Yeah I know her brother. He has a Ph.D. in electrical engineering LOL
  • papa3x
    papa3x Posts: 286
    LOL, I just got back from getting blood taken for a thyroid test. I am sitting near the counter and a young girl is talking to the desk person. She gets asked if she has her doctor's fax number, and she says "Yes, I do. It's 215."...... so the lady asks her for the remaining digits, and the girl says "That's it.... 215"....... 215 is a local area code. Doh!


    How does this mean she is book smart?

    Oh, my fault.... she also said she was attending the college down the street.

    Still doesn't mean she's book smart. Colleges will allow just about anyone in these days

    Trust me... you do not get in this one without the grades. Not going to happen.
  • Vermilla
    Vermilla Posts: 348
    My sister is exactly this. She took college courses in high school, got a masters in something or other in college and works a government job. She seems to know everything.

    She has wrecked four cars in six years because she can't understand road signs. She can't fill her own gas tank, make anything more difficult than a sandwich (she actually put a pot on fire trying to boil water), and doesn't know the difference between bleach and detergent. She needs others to shop for her even.

    I'm the opposite so it works well!
  • foramanwhohashope
    foramanwhohashope Posts: 90 Member
    This is me.. lol.

    I graduated high school at 16, have my BSN at 20.

    Friend: See the plane?
    Me: Where? (looking out to the forest)
    Friend: In the sky....
    Me: OHHHHH.....



    Fiance' is checking out a purse at the counter of the Coach store.
    I decided I was hungry and ate some coffee beans while waiting for her to finish paying.
    Everyone stared at me, on the way out, my Fiance' tells me they are for smelling....

    :)
  • Vermilla
    Vermilla Posts: 348
    Right side of the brain....meet left side. Left side, let me introduce you to right side. :flowerforyou:
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