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Was a honest mistake, officer...

Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
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The extra life insurance I took out on him last week is just a coincidence. whistling.gif

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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,463 Member
    Wowser. :noway:
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Wowser. :noway:

    Home of - Nasty pancakes and slimy furniture. :tongue:
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    LOL...that's awesome!
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Mmmmmm...lemon scented pancakes.
  • dlperry65
    dlperry65 Posts: 83
    Lol.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    My wife recently "cleaned" an area of the bedroom's hardwood floor with the one on the right. When I gently questioned her about this choice, while lying flat on my back on the aforementioned floor in agony, she innocently asked, "Oh did it make the floor slippery?"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    My wife recently "cleaned" an area of the bedroom's hardwood floor with the one on the right. When I gently questioned her about this choice, while lying flat on my back on the aforementioned floor in agony, she innocently asked, "Oh did it make the floor slippery?"

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Followed by a "muahahaha" on her part?? :laugh:
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    :smooched: :drinker:
    I love you.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,128 Member
    It actually tasted better with the polish.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    smiley-scared004.gif
  • Wil00
    Wil00 Posts: 21
    hahaha nice!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Just an FYI - this doesnt work if you claim to mix up the antifreeze and your ex's blue gatorade.

    Definitely frowned upon by the police. And the court system. And the bureau of prisons.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Just an FYI - this doesnt work if you claim to mix up the antifreeze and your ex's blue gatorade.

    Definitely frowned upon by the police. And the court system. And the bureau of prisons.

    writing.gif

    Change....weekend....plans.......
  • SherryRH
    SherryRH Posts: 810 Member
    Just an FYI - this doesnt work if you claim to mix up the antifreeze and your ex's blue gatorade.

    Definitely frowned upon by the police. And the court system. And the bureau of prisons.

    writing.gif

    Change....weekend....plans.......

    Hahahahahahahahahaha
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    :noway: woah!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    it's...it's like you could cook on the furniture.
  • Cmh1211
    Cmh1211 Posts: 104
    lmfaoooooo....

    this exact thing happened to me but backwards... damn u walmart
  • myboysmomx2
    myboysmomx2 Posts: 505 Member
    ROFLMBO! That's awesome!
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    I once opened the wrong canister and tried to thicken gravy with powdered sugar instead of corn starch.

    It did not thicken. Or taste good.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    O...M...G
  • cbmcphillips
    cbmcphillips Posts: 801 Member
    427011_288173897918076_249415268460606_686855_1415994362_n.jpg

    The extra life insurance I took out on him last week is just a coincidence. whistling.gif

    wow - whoever is in charge of packaging needs to be careful... :ohwell: thank goodness i'm not a walmart girl.....
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