Thank or Punch?

lina1131
lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
edited November 12 in Health and Weight Loss
Weirdest thing just happened to me.

During lunch I went to get a pedicure (this has nothing to do with the story, but it's a pedicure, i'm gonna tell you). There is a Souper Salad next door so afterward I went to grab a salad togo. I paid for the salad, made the salad, added vinegar and oil to the salad and then went to grab the salt shaker to salt the salad. As I started to salt my salad, a guy walked up to me, grabbed the salt shaker from my hand, salted the salad for me, set the shaker down and walked away. He didn't say one word to me. Just salted my salad for me and walked off.

I was so shocked and it happened so fast I didn't say anything to him. I put my salad in the bag and walked to the car and started thinking that it was kind of a sweet gesture. I mean weird, but sweet. I should have thanked him. But then as I was driving I realized that I was so stunned by what had just happened that I forgot to add sunflower seeds to my salad. That *kitten*. I outta go back and punch him!

The end.

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  • sarafil
    sarafil Posts: 506 Member
    That is really bizarre.
  • katiew00t
    katiew00t Posts: 164
    ...?!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :noway: Least you weren't trying to add cream to your coffee.

    Then it could have turned really strange. hiding.gif
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I am telling you, I stood there thinking WTF for like 3 seconds and then I packed my salad and left. No sunflower seeds. :sad:
  • jenlarz
    jenlarz Posts: 813 Member
    Very strange. But your story made me laugh :)
  • brynnsmom
    brynnsmom Posts: 945 Member
    Weird! Who DOES stuff like that?!
  • Sl1ghtly
    Sl1ghtly Posts: 855 Member
    There's nothing to worry about. He was probably just dropping phenobarbital in your salad. It's no big deal, really.
  • dizzydi1968
    dizzydi1968 Posts: 564
    How incredibly rude and very strange!?!?!

    However, drop the salt on your salad habit - you know it makes sense.
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    :noway: Least you weren't trying to add cream to your coffee.

    Then it could have turned really strange. hiding.gif

    Shannon dying.gif
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    There's nothing to worry about. He was probably just dropping phenobarbital in your salad. It's no big deal, really.

    Is that the miracle fat burning supplement?
  • deftanker
    deftanker Posts: 105 Member
    punch
  • Charliesuccess
    Charliesuccess Posts: 181 Member
    aaaackward...........:embarassed:
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Both. "Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to thank you for .... " PUNCH! "Now mind your own fcking business"
  • itsall4younow
    itsall4younow Posts: 31
    So random!!

    I've never seen or heard anything like that.
  • LittleMissNerdy
    LittleMissNerdy Posts: 792 Member
    People amaze me every day, and not in a good way.
  • TayJoMama
    TayJoMama Posts: 348 Member
    LOL, sounds like he might have been making a pass at you by going for the shock value rather than the cheesy approach!
    IDK, too bad about the sunflower seeds, though.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    That's controlling asshattery, not sweet. How does he know how much salt you want on your salad???
  • oldmanstauf
    oldmanstauf Posts: 202 Member
    I'd punch. He could have ruined the salad completely with too much.
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    He took it right out of your hand? And didn't say a word to you? And salted YOUR salad?

    ... I would have punched him right then and there! That's just creepy.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    That's controlling asshattery, not sweet. How does he know how much salt you want on your salad???

    that was my thought! i'd be like... UMMMMM give me my money for my salty salad. PUNCH.
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I, too, would be replying to a thread like this with "I would have punched him in the face" but seriously, I was stunned and didn't know how the hell to react. *kitten*.
  • Jd1360
    Jd1360 Posts: 170 Member
    From personal experience, that almost sounds like a mentally disturbed person... like, you might think I'm kidding, but I'm not! Heh!
  • blueham5
    blueham5 Posts: 67 Member
    What has this thread got to do with weight loss?
  • acrego
    acrego Posts: 84 Member
    That is so funny! Disturbing, but funny! I read it to my boyfriend and we laughed!

    I made a newspaper headline for you: "Serial Salad Salter Stalks Sexy Senoritas in Seattle" Ha, no idea where you actually live, but it had to start with an S!
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