Guys when did you let them loose ? (gas)

Margentine
Margentine Posts: 113 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So, I have been with my bf for 5 months now,howerer for this month He has been passing gas (farting) like he eats a sack of beans a day !
I mean I know it's normal but why can't he just move away ... it's constant and it's just so annoying , he has gotten way to comfortable.:grumble: now he even giggles...and maybe I don't love him enough that it bothers me that much ...lol

I don't think it's sexy at all...

I don't fart front of him

So when do you just decide it's time to lossen up ?

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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,093 Member
    SO he broke the barrier?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Mine started about 3-4 months in probably....I told him to can it until I was more comfortable. 6 months now and I can laugh about it, but I still appreciate it when he goes elsewhere. Explain to your beau that you have certain boundaries to maintain the sexiness in your relationship. Worked for me! :)
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    My husband probably waited a year. I fart more than he does but I blame the dogs; they don't think it's funny.
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    SO he broke the barrier?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

    So Funny hahahahhahaahh
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Blow one back at him. Like a kiss.
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    My husband probably waited a year. I fart more than he does but I blame the dogs; they don't think it's funny.

    lol...
    He never catches me , at times I walk away and stand alone to let loose ..just to have him walk in out of nowhere and he can't even smell nothing..lol ...

    Last night He sat next to me ...everything was silent when suddenly I was slapped by an awful smell eewww...he thinks it's funny... No Mr ...it's not sexy :P
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    Blow one back at him. Like a kiss.

    yeah pretty much like that youtube video previously posted ...breaking the barrier..lol
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Blow one back at him. Like a kiss.

    This or dutch oven his *kitten* under the covers. That'll learn him...
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I never started, and haven't stopped. I am one eternal round. I am GasMasterFlash.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    I have only done it twice, and that was on accident. :laugh: I just don't like it...doesn't feel girly to me.
  • zinok
    zinok Posts: 185 Member
    He started more once we moved in together, so around the 1 year mark. I usually don't make a big deal about it, though I might tease him about it or if it stinks smack him and ban him from the room we're in. (jokingly, of course)
    Today though... He let one slip accidentally while we were getting busy. I laughed so hard, he started laughing too. Pretty much we just collapsed into a pile of giggles and the mood was completely killed.
    Amusing as hell though.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    In 7 years, I never once let one loose with my ex. He did in front of me all the time, but I never did.

    This is especially impressive considering that I had undiagnosed food allergies for most of the time I knew him (meaning I had a very unhappy tummy).
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I am always surprised by the number of people I know who told the person they were dating "i love you" long before ever passing gas around them. I feel that If I fell conformable enough to say "I love You" I should be comfortable enough to let you know I am human and pass gas.

    Mind you I would still try to step off a bit and to not gas the one I love .... unless it was a really funny moment. :laugh:
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    20-years... we still haven't.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    We didn't really pass gas in front of each other until we moved in together. Not because it's gross or rude, we just didn't spend a lot of time "just hanging around" prior. Now we both do it whenever and giggle about it and obviously 'fake' blame the dogs.

    Farts are fun.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,093 Member
    Blow one back at him. Like a kiss.

    yeah pretty much like that youtube video previously posted ...breaking the barrier..lol

    Cup a cheese!!!
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    I have only done it twice, and that was on accident. :laugh: I just don't like it...doesn't feel girly to me.


    I agree it's not girly....I think I don't like being fat...
    being fat and farting all the time that a romance killer ! lol
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    20-years... we still haven't.
    Seek help. :flowerforyou:
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    Blow one back at him. Like a kiss.

    yeah pretty much like that youtube video previously posted ...breaking the barrier..lol

    Cup a cheese!!!

    eeewwwwww! lol
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    He "broke the barrier" about one month in. He tried to be gentlemanly and leave the room but it was so loud that I'm pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard. We live together now and I'm the gassier one; he hates it but I tell him it's his fault for creating the atmosphere of comfortability.
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    20-years... we still haven't.
    Seek help. :flowerforyou:

    You offering? :)
  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
    Hahahaha....

    I fart all the time, everywhere. It comes with the territory now that I'm eating so much healthier (holy cow do veggies and fiber cause the gas or what?!)

    I should probably be taking some of the advice here, but I just tell my S.O. to deal with it. :P
  • ChaosMoosie
    ChaosMoosie Posts: 77 Member
    Ummm. Maybe it's gluten.... I happen to know someone who could toast the world until she realized that she was gluten intolerant.

    (Give me a slice of wholewheat - I need ta reload...)
  • ampa916
    ampa916 Posts: 189 Member
    My husband was in the Marines when we met and so I think he just thought farting all the time was ok! So I mean we were two three dates in top before he let them loose. Now I waited about four weeks before deciding that if he can do it so can I. But when I let my first one rip he about had a heart attack and looked at me like I grew two heads 4 arms and turned into a purple polka dotted elephant. I swear it I don't think he even could say anything for like an hour.
  • Margentine
    Margentine Posts: 113 Member
    My husband was in the Marines when we met and so I think he just thought farting all the time was ok! So I mean we were two three dates in top before he let them loose. Now I waited about four weeks before deciding that if he can do it so can I. But when I let my first one rip he about had a heart attack and looked at me like I grew two heads 4 arms and turned into a purple polka dotted elephant. I swear it I don't think he even could say anything for like an hour.

    :laugh:
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