Once upon a time.....add to the story
cheshirequeen
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in Chit-Chat
in a land far far away.
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A beautiful princess...0
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was very sad0
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she was stuck at home with nothing to do....0
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She let her eyes linger on the refrigerator0
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but then turned and ran outside0
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but not before putting on her jogging shoes0
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to do 75 burpees0
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She then ran in the sun0
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but only managed to do 43 before0
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She fell in a puddle of mud and rolled down the hill0
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and said i wish it werent so hot out here, i should....0
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drink some water...0
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Hit the shower and go clubbin'!
(sorry, I couldn't help myself!)0 -
drink lots and lots of water0
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and maybe be daring and put that bikini on0
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And go to the beach!0
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and lay out in the nice, hot sun0
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with 6 inch hills0
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But then it was difficult to walk in the sand0
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with lots of sunscreen, because she was a red head(like me) and then....0
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she decided to go clubbin' after all to.....
(hopefully that was heels and not hills...lol)0 -
the new club called....0
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THE END0
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haha
she decided to not go clubbing and went bar hopping instead(those heels were hurting her)0 -
She saw a very sexy man0
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an noticed the ring on his finger....0
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and then she noticed that it was a pinky ring that was very unattractive...0
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Then she saw another man bow down to him and kiss his pinky ring....0
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and he turned into a giant lizard and ate the man and starred right into her eyes...0
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That's when she realized she was in a gay lizard? bar, and thought to herself "I really am a dumb *****."0
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