STUPID STUPID song lyrics

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  • ladylu11
    ladylu11 Posts: 631 Member
    Baggage Claim by Miranda Lambert. ugh! I don't like her or her music!
  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
    "you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe" -nicki minaj

    ANY thing that chick sings. :explode:
  • kathyc727
    kathyc727 Posts: 187 Member
    "I ain't never seen an *kitten* like that. The way you move it. You make my pee-pee go 'doing-doing-doing'"

    Eminem's '*kitten* Like That'

    Do pee pee's really go 'doing-doing-doing'?

    HAHAHAHAHA
    That just made me choke on my drink.
  • Peta22
    Peta22 Posts: 377 Member
    Ummmm, for me it's that stupid "My Humps" song. What a wonderful way to celebrate the female anatomy - she apparently acquires a lot of material goods for those lovely lady lumps in the back and in the front.

    My humps my humps my humps my humps my humps.... and on and on.

    Bahahahaha... I love this song! This lyrics may be silly (although I don't mind them at all) but its got a great beat and feel to it... It gets me wanting to dance around and move my humps!!! :laugh:
  • Vicky_Is_In_Glee
    Vicky_Is_In_Glee Posts: 34
    Any noise that Justin Bieber has made.
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    I love me some 80/90s rock, but some of the lyrics just ruin it...

    "Make love like a man
    I'm a man
    That's what I am, yeah
    Make love like a man
    Your kinda man
    That's what I am"
    ... :huh:
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    I had to think for a while and come back to this...I hate the lady lumps song..and it reminded me of this lovely tune.'


    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And there like,
    Its better than yours,
    Damn right its better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    Akon- I Just Has Sex......

    Any song that says, "cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure."

    Well those are the standards I hope I have instilled in my boys>>>>SMH
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Flintstones. .
    Meet the Flintstones
    They're the modern stone age family

    . . .

    There's nothing modern about them! Have you seen those TV sets? Bunny Ears? Really?
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
    I just don't think it'd understand
    And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
    He might blow up and kill this man

    Can't stand this song. I want to punch Billy Ray Cyrus so bad!!
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    Flintstones. .
    Meet the Flintstones
    They're the modern stone age family

    . . .

    There's nothing modern about them! Have you seen those TV sets? Bunny Ears? Really?
    OMG I f*ng choked when i read this!
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    Ummmm, for me it's that stupid "My Humps" song. What a wonderful way to celebrate the female anatomy - she apparently acquires a lot of material goods for those lovely lady lumps in the back and in the front.

    My humps my humps my humps my humps my humps.... and on and on.

    This. It's awful.
  • Masterchef2000
    Masterchef2000 Posts: 127 Member
    From Lil' Wayne:



    Last year they had the Grammys and left me in Miami / Sleeping on a n**** like I'm rapping in my jammies / I'm rapping when you sleep, I was rapping when you were in jammies / Mel Gibson flew Lethal Weapon, book 'em Danny

    Let's go, n***** don't see me 'cause I'm better than both / The only time I will depend is when I'm seventy years old / That's when I can't hold my s*** within so I s*** on myself / 'Cause I'm so sick and tired of s***ting on everybody else

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  • Arani70
    Arani70 Posts: 84
    Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday. We we so excited, WE SO EXCITEEEEDDD

    Need I say more? -_-
  • jodyl70
    jodyl70 Posts: 94
    Easy come, easy go
    That's just how you live, oh
    Take, take, take it all
    But you never give
    Should've known you was trouble
    From the first kiss
    Had your eyes wide open
    Why were they open?

    Gave you all I had
    And you tossed it in the trash
    You tossed it in the trash, you did
    To give me all your love
    Is all I ever asked
    Cause what you don't understand
    Is
    I'd catch a grenade for you
    Throw my hand on a blade for you
    I'd jump in front of a train for you
    You know I'd do anything for you
    I would go through all this pain
    Take a bullet straight through my brain
    Yes, I would die for you, baby
    But you won't do the same

    No, no, no, no

    Translated:

    Blah blah blah, I'm really sad that I like you more than you like me.
    So I'm gonna complain and whine instead of doing something about it.
    I'll talk about how you kiss with your eyes open,
    And talk about how you didn't appreciate me enough,
    Using references about tossing my love in the rash.

    And then talking about how I'd die for you,
    Even though I know you wouldn't for me,
    I still would, because I just can't help myself.

    Wah wah wah.


    He is such a whiner in that song, and I don't find it romantic at all. Just plain obnoxious.

    Bwahahahahahhaha! Well put! :laugh:
    I HATE this song, what kind of a moron would be that pathetic!
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    How about anything by McCartney after "Maybe I'm Amazed"?

    "Ebony and Ivory"

    And quite a bit of McCartney's stuff before it! "Why don't we do it in the road?" Seriously?

    But, here are some more:

    "He says 'Bill I believe this is killing me' as the smile ran away from his face." I cringe every single time. Seriously the song gains NOTHING from mixing up tenses.

    Black Sabbath has quite a few good ones, too, but I tend to laugh at them, not want to scream. "Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses." Opening your song by rhyming a word to itself? :noway:

    There are a lot of them out there, I may be back with more, lol.
  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
    oh man how i could go on forever.

    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow,
    Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow..

    (now that romantic, you girls got some pew pew boobies!)

    OR

    yer right, picture that with a kodak,
    or better yet go to times square
    and take a picture of me with a kodak.

    (well duh! goood job rhyming kodak with kodak pitbull!!)

    OR

    Poppin Bottles Into Ice Like A Blizzard
    When We Drink We Do It Right Gettin' Slizzard
    Sippin' Sizzurp In My Ride Like Three 6
    Now My *****es Are Into The T-Mix Yeah

    (umm... please repeat?? whaaaaaaaat?)

    OR

    "In an mmm bop they’re not there.
    Until you lose your hair.
    No, But you don’t care.”

    (i dont think i wanna loose my hair from M'bopping... thanks Hanson)

    man i could go on forever with the new songs that are out now too.... but i have a life (who am i kidding, no i dont)
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday. We we so excited, WE SO EXCITEEEEDDD

    Need I say more? -_-

    Oh yeah, that one!!!
  • iCACTUS
    iCACTUS Posts: 113
    Anything by Adele. I don't know what it is, her voice is so obnoxious to me. D: She also whines a lot, too.
  • xMsAlly
    xMsAlly Posts: 164 Member
    "Give me everything tonight, for all we know, we might not get tomorrow"

    If I was concerned about the world ending the last thing I would want to do is "give everything" to you *rolls eyes*
  • Sleekit
    Sleekit Posts: 80 Member
    Yo!
    I'm running through these hoes like Drano
    I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
    We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping
    On a rise to the top no lead in our zeppelin
    Hey!


    Just a little excerpt from Party Rock Anthem....
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I am the Eggman, You are the Eggman, I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Cachoo
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Smashmouth
    "Rockstar"

    :noway: Thats the truth and I'm sticking to it.
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
    Definitely the new Shinedown song, which definitely bothers me because I really like them....

    "All you'll ever be is a faded memory of a bully
    Make another joke while they hang another rope so lonely
    Push them to the dirt till the words don't hurt can you hear me
    No one's gonna cry on the very day you die you're a bully"

    It's just so whiny and seriously... who the f**k uses the word "bully" anymore?
  • trawad
    trawad Posts: 3 Member
    That one REALLY annoys me too. But the part that annoys me the most is "had your eyes wide open, why were they open". How we he know that unless he eyes were open too?
  • cxzawerf
    cxzawerf Posts: 23 Member
    WHAT SONG AND OR LYRICS DRIVE YOU TO WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE THROAT?

    For me, this is one:

    My life is brilliant.
    My love is pure.
    I saw an angel.
    Of that I'm sure.
    She smiled at me on the subway.
    She was with another man.
    But I won't lose no sleep on that,
    'Cause I've got a plan.

    This song really bothers me....WTF? Is he delusional? He saw a pretty girl FOR A SECOND THAT WAS WITH SOMEONE ELSE and fell for her? I could choke the living ARGH out of him!!!!

    The first time I heard this song he was performing it on SNL and I thought it was a skit! =D hahaha
  • tigertown11
    tigertown11 Posts: 310
    The Spongebob Squarepants song!!! I cring when I here it coming from the other room. it just ruins my day!!
  • yocherries
    yocherries Posts: 26 Member
    "baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes"
    Nothin on You by B.O.B

    she pays her taxes? how does this even get thought of to put in this song?
  • namenumber
    namenumber Posts: 167 Member
    "Racks on racks on racks" ...WTF does that even mean?
  • namenumber
    namenumber Posts: 167 Member
    "Gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"

    :sick:

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