Mini Rant (I'm bored and want to laugh at people)

HorrorChix89
HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Appearently a healthy diet and balanced exercise is the cure for everything. Belly bloat, saggy skin, fat, cellulite, cancer, world hunger, wars, zombies, fires, your missing cat, the end of the world...

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  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    You forgot the energy crisis, heroin addiction, and people who drive too slow in the left lane.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Aw yes I forgot those too

    It also cures gun violence, failed tests, and helps you win the lottery
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Guns don't cause violence...
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    Guns don't cause violence...
    You're right, people who don't get enough exercise or eat healthy do
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    As long as it solves the "me not getting laid crisis". . I don't really care about any of that other crap. .
  • mickeygirliegirl
    mickeygirliegirl Posts: 302 Member
    Don't forget high gas prices and unemployment...
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    ...but can it cure the mega-trillion dollar deficit???
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
    Healthy diet and exercise helps you run away another day from the zombies =P
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    As long as it solves the "me not getting laid crisis". . I don't really care about any of that other crap. .

    Heh....
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    ...but can it cure the mega-trillion dollar deficit???
    Yes it can cure that too...just ask the men with the headless look-at-my-abs pics
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