Woman offers sex for cheeseburgers:

infamousmk
infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/03/2728952/woman-offers-sex-for-dollar-menu.html


A woman was arrested in a prostitution sting — but not before she got two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at a McDonald’s.

Christine Faith Baker, 47, was walking on a Southwest Florida street last Friday when she was approached by a detective working in the Manatee County Sheriff Office’s special investigations division, according to a sheriff’s office report.

After the undercover detective invited Baker into his car and the talk turned to sex, she said her fee would be two double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at McDonald’s, the report states.

The detective bought the burgers for $2.75 and then Baker told him that he could also tip her $40 for her services, according to the report. After Baker gave the detective directions to a vacant lot, Baker was arrested by other agents and charged with prostitution, the report states.

Baker was released from jail on Saturday, according to the sheriff’s office website.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/03/2728952/woman-offers-sex-for-dollar-menu.html#storylink=cpy


Somebody really loves cheeseburgers. I hope she's out enjoying Cheeseburger Tuesday today!
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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    LOL South Florida strikes again!!

    Cheeseburger Tuesday thread for those who missed it: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/549723-cheeseburger-tuesday
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Talk about a happy meal!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    Talk about a happy meal!

    HAHA!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    Talk about a happy meal!


    *rimshot*
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 663 Member
    damn just when I moved to the north side of town :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    I can't believe they arrested her, what if she was just joking and flirting with him? What and *kitten*!!!
    I mean come on!!!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    wonder if she was an MFP member
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Talk about a happy meal!

    thread winner!

    it IS cheeseburger tuesday. apparently
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    I can't believe they arrested her, what if she was just joking and flirting with him? What and *kitten*!!!
    I mean come on!!!

    During a prostitution sting, the conversation goes, "hey, what kind of sex stuff do you want to do?" and the *kitten* says, "this kind of sex stuff." and then the cop goes, "How much do I have to pay for this sex stuff?" and the hooker says, (in this case) "two double cheeseburgers, please!" .... pretty sure that's not the same as flirting....
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    But, did she get to eat the cheeseburgers?!!?!
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    I can't believe they arrested her, what if she was just joking and flirting with him? What and *kitten*!!!
    I mean come on!!!

    During a prostitution sting, the conversation goes, "hey, what kind of sex stuff do you want to do?" and the *kitten* says, "this kind of sex stuff." and then the cop goes, "How much do I have to pay for this sex stuff?" and the hooker says, (in this case) "two double cheeseburgers, please!" .... pretty sure that's not the same as flirting....

    Are you sure? 'cause maybe I've been doing it wrong then.... ;)
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    over 30 billion served !!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    I WAS HUNGRY! :angry:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    over 30 billion served !!

    ANOTHER WIN!
  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    This reminds me of one of the raunchier jokes I know too:

    "What's the difference between a bl**j**b and cheeseburger"?
    "I don't know"
    "Wanna get some lunch?"

    -=rimshot=-
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    Sounds like a new reality show in the works: "Food Hookers"
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I can't believe they arrested her, what if she was just joking and flirting with him? What and *kitten*!!!
    I mean come on!!!

    Do you often flirt by offering sex for cheeseburgers? Cause i LOVE to flirt, and i never have. Taco Bell?? That's a whole 'nother story...
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  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,393 Member
    MMM SPECIAL SAUCE!!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    "Hold the pickle!"
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    I got sex for spatzle once.... or twice. hell, anytime I make spatzle for my hubby I think I get paid with sex!!!


    Oh, in that case I've gotten sex for coq au vin, boullibaise, jumbalaya, and risotto.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Extra mayo on my burger please. :wink:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082 Member
    I doubt that qualifies as dinner and a show.


    The $40 was prob for crack.
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    "Hold the pickle!"

    you win!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    There's a supersize joke in there somewhere.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,334 Member
    who among us hasn't offered up some alley lovin for a cheeseburger?
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  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,334 Member
    I got sex for spatzle once.... or twice. hell, anytime I make spatzle for my hubby I think I get paid with sex!!!


    Oh, in that case I've gotten sex for coq au vin, boullibaise, jumbalaya, and risotto.


    If THIS is the case, I have been paid in sex for hamburger helper?!?!?!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Just like a woman !! she couldnt just settle fot the cheeseburger or a 6 pc nugget...SHE had to go for the double...DAMN women like this give us a bad name !
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I just hope he did not get any of that pink slime...
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