Guys of MFP...I would like to help you

felice03
felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • TeutonicKnight
    TeutonicKnight Posts: 367 Member
    This is awesome!!!!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    yes.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    works.every.time
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Im confused....(it's my right as a male) Do you just always want wine or do you just always want us to lie to you?
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Must stock up on wine , it may just save my life one day.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Im confused....(it's my right as a male) Do you just always want wine or do you just always want us to lie to you?

    Just give me the wine...that's the only reason why I am with you...to bring me my wine, not to talk. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Must stock up on wine , it may just save my life one day.

    i save lives, one glass of wine at a time.
  • amiehampton29
    amiehampton29 Posts: 17
    Like this one. :)
  • soccerella
    soccerella Posts: 619 Member
    Im confused....(it's my right as a male) Do you just always want wine or do you just always want us to lie to you?

    Always want wine!

    Im so putting this in facebook for my husbnd
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    works.every.time

    This.
    Im confused....(it's my right as a male) Do you just always want wine or do you just always want us to lie to you?

    I choose to simply drink wine. Men are not necessary in the equation. Chocolate helps also. And battery powered toys.

    Sooo.....I suggest you simply get a woman drunk on wine and shag.
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    :laugh:

    duely noted..
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    You do realise that's stereotypical, sexist & stolen. :wink:
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    [/quote]
    I choose to simply drink wine. Men are not necessary in the equation. Chocolate helps also. And battery powered toys.

    Sooo.....I suggest you simply get a woman drunk on wine and shag.
    [/quote]

    Your definition of Shag is?.....
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    You do realise that's stereotypical, sexist & stolen. :wink:

    HEY! Why don't you pull your panties out of your *kitten*... I bet you'll feel a lot better :flowerforyou:
  • BullDozier
    BullDozier Posts: 237 Member
    Im confused....(it's my right as a male) Do you just always want wine or do you just always want us to lie to you?
    In my experience, the correct answer is "both."
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Shag... a haircut or 70's style carpet. Why? What on earth could you mean?
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    You do realise that's stereotypical, sexist & stolen. :wink:

    HEY! Why don't you pull your panties out of your *kitten*... I bet you'll feel a lot better :flowerforyou:

    Have you just been wegied in your pic? you seem *kitten* obsessed :wink:
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    *Gets busy prepping the winery

    JM
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Shag... a haircut or 70's style carpet. Why? What on earth could you mean?


    .....seperated by an ocean and a language....:flowerforyou:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    The robe one made me llol. Literally laugh out loud, because I often type lol when I didn't really :wink:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Also does the wine need to be of a special kind to be effective?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    *taking notes* wine-drink.gif
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    boones_farm_strawberry_hill.jpg

    Nothin but the best :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    You do realise that's stereotypical, sexist & stolen. :wink:

    no, no, and NOoooooo.....
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I choose to simply drink wine. Men are not necessary in the equation. Chocolate helps also. And battery powered toys.

    Sooo.....I suggest you simply get a woman drunk on wine and shag.

    Your definition of Shag is?.....

    Getting rug burn in all the right places :wink:
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    ummm...my wife hates wine....will back rubs and Jameson's shots do??
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    ummm...my wife hates wine....will back rubs and Jameson's shots do??

    It could work.
    So could: "Here honey, have a beer."

    Though I suggest that until she has had a shot or two, keep your hands to yourself. :wink:
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    Also does the wine need to be of a special kind to be effective?
    Bring me Cabernet Sauvignon please
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