Why Women are Awesome!

SofaKingRad
SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

2) You wear yoga pants :love:

3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    So sweet!!
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    We made the best sammiches... wearing nothing but an apron and heels
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I like excellent people. Gender is irrelevant.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,160 Member
    warm fuzzies
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    We made the best sammiches... wearing nothing but an apron and heels

    I thought the apron was optional?
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    We made the best sammiches... wearing nothing but an apron and heels

    +1000000
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

    1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

    2) You wear yoga pants :love:

    3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

    4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

    5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.

    Are you tryin to get women to like you?
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    Awe :blushing: you're sweet!

    We know how to throw killer parties for your friends- and feed them!

    We also know what your favorite beer/wine/liquor of the min is and will stock it for you

    I will even go and buy you cigars (even though I hate them) because its what you do with the boys!

    :)
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    We made the best sammiches... wearing nothing but an apron and heels

    I thought the apron was optional?

    Unless you like licking mayo off.... nevermind. The apron is optional.
  • NurseCarolyn2014
    NurseCarolyn2014 Posts: 142
    awww......you are being so sweet.........WHAT do you want? :wink:
  • A_New_Horizon
    A_New_Horizon Posts: 1,555 Member
    :blushing: :smile: Thanks for the amazing compliment - it is greatly appreciated!!!
  • DisneySkaGirl
    DisneySkaGirl Posts: 161
    We made the best sammiches... wearing nothing but an apron and heels

    I thought the apron was optional?

    Unless you like licking mayo off.... nevermind. The apron is optional.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... someone gave me a super frilly apron as a wedding gift with exactly this sort of suggestion on the card!
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    -You listen to me ***** about the long day I had.

    -There is nothing better than waking up looking at your pretty face.
  • whoreheyR1
    whoreheyR1 Posts: 135 Member
    Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

    1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

    2) You wear yoga pants :love:

    3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

    4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

    5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.
    -You listen to me ***** about the long day I had.

    -There is nothing better than waking up looking at your pretty face.

    well put, & agreed :drinker:
  • valenief
    valenief Posts: 134 Member
    awww made my day!@!!
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Alright guys, Im posting this comment in the both threads, so please listen to it, or warnings/blocks will be given.

    Please remember that sexually explicit comments are against our guidelines and are not for the main forums. Discussions like that are more appropriate for groups. The reason the last two threads were closed were for these reasons, and if more come up, posts will be deleted, and users will be warned/blocked.

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  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    Aw! This is SO sweet!

    :flowerforyou:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I like excellent people. Gender is irrelevant.

    I'm with whiskers.
  • KharismaticKayteh
    KharismaticKayteh Posts: 322 Member
    I've... never considered getting a pair of yoga pants, but perhaps that will change. As for the apron and heels remark, noted. So many things I need to add to my wardrobe!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member

    Are you tryin to get women to like you?

    No, I could care less who likes me. Just showing some appreciation is all.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    :drinker:
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    thats so nice of you its good to be appreciated :flowerforyou:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    :smooched: :drinker:
  • mixedfeelings
    mixedfeelings Posts: 904 Member
    Now that's very sweet! :drinker: :flowerforyou: :love:
  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
    Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

    1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

    2) You wear yoga pants :love:

    3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

    4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

    5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.
    -You listen to me ***** about the long day I had.

    -There is nothing better than waking up looking at your pretty face.

    well put, & agreed :drinker:

    Thanks to both of you! It's nice to be appreciated, even for the things I hate. :happy:
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    Are you tryin to get women to like you?

    women DO like him, because he's awesome.
    sheesh.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    MULTIPLE O'S!!!!!
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Yeah man, don't forget we bring food for you and friends... I used to cook dinner for my late boyfriend's whole house when I would go over ;)

    I'll send back that men are awesome because most of you know how to give the kind of hug that helps us feel protected and stronger for your caring for us.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    We know where your "G spot" is even when you can't find ours!! :love:
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

    1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

    2) You wear yoga pants :love:

    3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

    4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

    5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.

    Are you tryin to get women to like you?

    why are do you question? Can't people just be nice, there aren't always alternative motives ya know.
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