Colon Cleanse Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza

Yes! This pizza can potentially clean you out! And it's so delicious and high calorie to help you eat back all those calories you worked so hard to work off. It's fantastic.

Ingredients:
1 lb or more of hamburger
1 onion
1 lb of bacon
Pizza dough
Cheese

First cook hamburger and onion and bacon. Add 1/2 of the undrained hamburger and onion on top of pizza dough. Draining the grease is counterproductive to the cleanse portion of the recipe. Keep the grease.



Then add 1/2 lb of bacon for hamburger reinforcement purposes.



Then add cheese. Shredded cheese is preferred and sprinkle massive amounts of it. Top it off with slices of cheese. Plus add the other 1/2 pound of bacon under the cheese slices. Don't forget that.



Cook for about 20 minutes at 350* F.

Then eat. MMM