Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

you're wearing a helmet

You are smiling.

you are staring at me...

you are fantasy art

You are wearing glasses

Your profile info is very sweet:flowerforyou:

You are a brunette

You eat clean.

you're on a beach

Your shirt kinda blends into the wall behind you, like you color coordinated..and, you will get carpal tunnel from holding your wrist like that.