Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

You are a brunette

You eat clean.

you're on a beach

Your shirt kinda blends into the wall behind you, like you color coordinated..and, you will get carpal tunnel from holding your wrist like that.

You don't show a picture of yourself.

you have white teeth

You're happy. :-)

your pretty

Your profile pic looks like you're looking at yourself hehe

You like cats Me too haha