What does starvation mode and Easter Bunny have in common?

watboy
watboy Posts: 380 Member
edited December 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
They are both imaginary.
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  • PaleoPath4Lyfe
    PaleoPath4Lyfe Posts: 3,161 Member
    LOL.....so true. :laugh: :laugh:
  • ashnm88
    ashnm88 Posts: 748
    How lame
  • liftingheavy
    liftingheavy Posts: 551 Member
    OOOHHH, youu're going to get in trouubbllee!!!!
  • LottieLou13
    LottieLou13 Posts: 574 Member
    They both make me gain weight.....
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Thank you
    How lame
  • candyrayne215
    candyrayne215 Posts: 47 Member
    *rim shot*
  • PBmaria
    PBmaria Posts: 854 Member
    Then who brings me chocolate eggs every easter?
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
    They poop chocolate eggs? oh wait. That is not it!

    Next you are going to say Santa isn't real either!
  • Nicola0000
    Nicola0000 Posts: 531 Member
    They both make me gain weight.....

    ^^ agree^^
  • Goosiesnougs
    Goosiesnougs Posts: 420
    You are a fool to start this B.S. again!
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Hey story of my life. Btw what casino is that?
    OOOHHH, youu're going to get in trouubbllee!!!!
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    That was hilarious!
    They poop chocolate eggs? oh wait. That is not it!
  • Di3012
    Di3012 Posts: 2,247 Member
    OOOHHH, youu're going to get in trouubbllee!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    I needed that! Thank you. I need a drummer for my act.
    *rim shot*
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    Wait... the... the Easter Bunny is imaginary?

    *sob*

    (I'm not going to discuss starvation mode today. It's a holiday weekend, for heaven's sake.)
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
    Then who brings me chocolate eggs every easter?

    Maybe your awesome husband?
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Oof sorry bud. I didn't want you to find out this way..
    Then who brings me chocolate eggs every easter?
  • C00lCountry
    C00lCountry Posts: 282
    They both go by other names

    Easter bunny = Hop

    Starvation Mode = High efficent fat storing mode
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    I like your cool arm picture.
    Wait... the... the Easter Bunny is imaginary?

    *sob*

    (I'm not going to discuss starvation mode today. It's a holiday weekend, for heaven's sake.)
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Dynomite!
    They both bo by other names

    Easter bunny = Hop

    Starvation Mode = High efficent fat storing mode
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    B.S ? I sure hope you mean Bunny Sale young lady.
    You are a fool to start this B.S. again!
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    They are both imaginary.

    and I believe the earth is flat.

    There is a wealth of research (real research not broscience) that has proven that VLCDs result in a significant loss of lean muscle mass which in turn reduces the dieters BMR, it's not rocket science but it does require the ability to read.

    I'm gonna guess the size of your right bicep is not the result of doing a lot of curls.
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Brian that was the worst joke yet. One liners work best.
    They are both imaginary.

    and I believe the earth is flat.

    There is a wealth of research (real research not broscience) that has proven that VLCDs result in a significant loss of lean muscle mass which in turn reduces the dieters BMR, it's not rocket science but it does require the ability to read.

    I'm gonna guess the size of your right bicep is not the result of doing a lot of curls.
  • DataBased
    DataBased Posts: 513 Member
    They both make me gain weight.....

    Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
  • swetha1234
    swetha1234 Posts: 35
    lol
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    I'm available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs
  • Deltafliers
    Deltafliers Posts: 201 Member
    Let's see...Starvation mode...leads to seeing things that are there which includes the Easter Bunny.
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    Answer: when you take a closer it's really just something pretending it's not.
    Let's see...Starvation mode...leads to seeing things that are there which includes the Easter Bunny.
  • watboy
    watboy Posts: 380 Member
    I'm here all week ladies and gentlemen.
  • liftingheavy
    liftingheavy Posts: 551 Member
    I'm here all week ladies and gentlemen.

    You are a troublemaker. Listen!

    When someone CONSUMES 1200 calories a day and does not lose weight on the scale, the answer is "eat more" you are starving yourself.

    When someone NETS 1200 calories a day, eating back their exercise calories and does not lose weight on the scale, the answer is "you need to eat more" you MUST eat your TDEE!!! I know it works!!!

    When someone ups their calories to 1800 or so and exercises, and still does not lose weight on the scale, the answer is "keep it up or eat up to 2100 calories. You will lose weight" & Don't do to much cardio... makes you skinny fat.

    All of this "advice" coming rapid fire when most people have no idea how much the OP weighs, their metabolism, frame, previous eating habits, or how much they have to lose.

    MFP makes a daily calorie recommendation to lose up to 2 pounds a week by reducing calorie intake accordingly. If everyone feels MFP recommendations are too low, why not start a site that is called, EMF (eat more friend).

    I am sorry to be snarky, but I am so tired of people suggesting that people with more than 20% body fat are starving themselves in any way, shape or form while eating 1200-1500 calories a day.
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