I need more MFP friends who can take a joke
donyellemoniquex3
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I've been deleted by some people because of my humor
(yes one was over the line, but I was mad)...
but my MFP humor is like
"burned x calories gunning towards the bathroom at Walmart"
or "burned x calories trying not to fall in / out of the bath tub while soaking her feet"
(yes one was over the line, but I was mad)...
but my MFP humor is like
"burned x calories gunning towards the bathroom at Walmart"
or "burned x calories trying not to fall in / out of the bath tub while soaking her feet"
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LMFAO!0
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Man, people got butthurt over things like that?
This saddens me. 0 -
then we should get along fine. Those are nothing to delete someone over. Count your blessings girl. You didn't really need that kind of support did you. Keep up your own sense of humor. If someone can't take it. There's the button, right?0
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I think you're hilarious and need to be on my friends list!0
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Now I'm curious...how many calories are burned gunning to the bathroom at Walmart....and does dodging the greeter up the calorie count?0
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Latest DVD craze - WalMart Cardio!0
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Man, looking at the People of WalMart site is enough to make me put down the food. (For a short period of time, anyway.)
I wonder how many calories you can burn by running behind your cart for a few yards, then jumping on and riding it down the aisle.0 -
some chick who was like UBER skinny said that my profile must be a joke in itself because of my diary and things.... LIKE WTF, you shouldn't even be here !!!0
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Man, looking at the People of WalMart site is enough to make me put down the food. (For a short period of time, anyway.)
I wonder how many calories you can burn by running behind your cart for a few yards, then jumping on and riding it down the aisle.
I think an empirical experiment is needed to test this out. I'm willing to be the Guinea Pig :-P0 -
Thats messed up girl. I dont mind a good joke now and then. Feel free to add me if you like
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I've been deleted by some people because of my humor
(yes one was over the line, but I was mad)...
but my MFP humor is like
"burned x calories gunning towards the bathroom at Walmart"
or "burned x calories trying not to fall in / out of the bath tub while soaking her feet"
hahaha thats funny! It could been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse!0 -
Now I'm curious...how many calories are burned gunning to the bathroom at Walmart....and does dodging the greeter up the calorie count?
ahah i love this one .. my mom works at walmart and some of the people know me, one day i kept hearing "hey, hey etc" finally i turned to look and was asked "where is your mom at?" um im not her keeper ..
now i try to get in when more people are going in/out hahahaha
but i love the dude from the dunham show
"welcome to walmart , get your **** and get out"0 -
Feel free to add me!! I love a good joke.0
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I can take a joke and I tend to dish em out too! Love to laugh, it's the best medicine someone said..........0
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Now I'm curious...how many calories are burned gunning to the bathroom at Walmart....and does dodging the greeter up the calorie count?
ahah i love this one .. my mom works at walmart and some of the people know me, one day i kept hearing "hey, hey etc" finally i turned to look and was asked "where is your mom at?" um im not her keeper ..
now i try to get in when more people are going in/out hahahaha
but i love the dude from the dunham show
"welcome to walmart , get your **** and get out"
LMFAO I
walter 0 -
You can add me as well!! I love a good funny and supportive friend! :flowerforyou:0
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The calorie burn for gunning to the bathroom at Walmart varies...it's definitely more when the closest restroom is temporarily closed for cleaning. Because then you burn some calories out of sheer rage in addition to playing "beat the clock" to get to the other restroom at the *kitten* end of the store from where you currently are.0
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Then they really wouldn't like my "Burned xxx calories Pushin it good..pushing it real good with Salt 'n Pepa"0
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I saw two doors the other day
one said "push it push it real good"
and the other said
PUSHif that doesn't work
PULL, if that doesn't work
sorry we're closed try again0 -
I'm happy to friend up!
Sometimes I've even been known to be funny. 0 -
I think that if a person can't laugh at the simple joys and observations of life and all that it brings, then they just can't be taken seriously at all. Love a good laugh.0
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Hahah! love it, im adding you0
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lol that's good stuff right there0
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LoL..... There is no bloody way you could ever offend me! hahaha I can take a good or dirty joke for that matter and i can dish "em out too! Feel free to add me.... Life's too short to be a prude0
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Request sent. You sound like a great person to laugh with and trade jokes and humor with! I'm an old broad, but I still laugh like a kid--I don't ever want to stop!0
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some chick who was like UBER skinny said that my profile must be a joke in itself because of my diary and things.... LIKE WTF, you shouldn't even be here !!!
One of my friends called my diary "comical" Why are they so serious...it just MFP :laugh:0 -
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has wondered how many calories are burned dodging that greeter, and running to the bathroom!
I still need takers for a mart-cart race...0
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