A lesson for the guys.......

BrianSharpe
BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
edited December 17 in Chit-Chat
Q. When your wife tells you to order whatever kind of pizza and wings you'd like for dinner is it:

1) an invitation to order those 5 alarm wings you love

-or-

2) a guessing game whereby you are supposed to guess what she fancies that day


A. None of the above, no matter which you pick you're wrong! :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Cr357
    Cr357 Posts: 238
    LMAO!!
  • fitby38
    fitby38 Posts: 307 Member
    ^^^ LMAO!
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    I'd order what I want. The guessing game never works. If I am going to be wrong, I might as well get some food that I like out of the deal. :)
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I've been divorced twice, so my advice is probably off, however, to me, that's an invite to order WTF you want.

    But, i don't know. Ask a guy who has survived 10 or more years.
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    I'd order what I want. The guessing game never works. If I am going to be wrong, I might as well get some food that I like out of the deal. :)

    ^^This! Right or wrong you get the food you want.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    We compromise.... half the pizza gets pepperoni, half gets sausage and we order hot AND mild wings....or we just call down to Buffalo Wild Wings and get what ever each of us want and go pick it up.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    This :)
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    totally!
  • firedudecndn
    firedudecndn Posts: 25
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    If she wanted to be taken out for dinner she should friggin say so.
  • ijustmightbecrazy
    ijustmightbecrazy Posts: 37
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    If she wanted to be taken out for dinner she should friggin say so.

    Going to have to agree with this, us guys are quite literal, if you'd like to go out then say so. Unless you want to eat somewhere that has nothing on the menu we can enjoy, do you really think we care -where- we go out to eat at? Food in the stomach is food in the stomach.
  • JMPerlin
    JMPerlin Posts: 287 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:


    YES! Unless you have kids that will only eat pizza, then order the wings for yourself and a pizza she will like. If your wife likes wings, mine doesn't, then order what she and/or your kids will eat. That is always a loaded question and you will instinctively choose the wrong answer unless you consider her first!
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    Yeah, that's why I'm done with women.

    :-)
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    If she wanted to be taken out for dinner she should friggin say so.

    Agreed. Even going out is a no win situation. When I offer to take my wife out to the one place I know she loves, she will hem and haw about it being too expensive. :noway:
  • ChrisGoldn
    ChrisGoldn Posts: 473 Member
    I've been divorced twice, so my advice is probably off, however, to me, that's an invite to order WTF you want.

    But, i don't know. Ask a guy who has survived 10 or more years.


    IDK call me stupid, but this may be why you have been divorced twice LOL.... just sayin!!!
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    The correct answer is to forget the pizza and wings and take your wife out to dinner. :bigsmile:

    If she wanted to be taken out for dinner she should friggin say so.

    Going to have to agree with this, us guys are quite literal, if you'd like to go out then say so. Unless you want to eat somewhere that has nothing on the menu we can enjoy, do you really think we care -where- we go out to eat at? Food in the stomach is food in the stomach.

    Females are very metaphorical; we speak in codes and riddles because, the truth is, we DON'T want you to get it right. Why? Because it's always nice to have ammo for future b*tching!! :laugh:
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Q. When your wife tells you to order whatever kind of pizza and wings you'd like for dinner is it:

    1) an invitation to order those 5 alarm wings you love

    -or-

    2) a guessing game whereby you are supposed to guess what she fancies that day


    A. None of the above, no matter which you pick you're wrong! :laugh: :laugh:

    As soon as you play the game you've lost...
  • BazAbroad
    BazAbroad Posts: 248
    Make it all about her,,, her choice,,,,,
    after all you've let her out the kitchen, u might as well go the whole hog,,,
    (only kidding,,,,) :laugh:
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