In honor of Bacon, a poem!

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taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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"Roses are red
Bacon is also red
Poems are hard
Bacon!"

-9gag
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  • lizard053
    lizard053 Posts: 2,344 Member
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    LOL!

    Bacon is tasty
    Bacon is grand
    I like bacon
    Nom nom nom

    I don't think I"m much better...
  • carrieo888
    carrieo888 Posts: 233 Member
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    Everything's better with bacon. Even poems!
  • k9runner1963
    k9runner1963 Posts: 108 Member
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    I love bacon!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    salty like oceans
    sizzling in skillets of gods
    bacon is tasty
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    I <3 Bacon.
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 894 Member
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    Bacon is crunchy
    tender strips of fat heaven
    just tastes so divine

    I present, the bacon Haiku ^^
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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    You sizzling temptress
    My hands crave your curves
    the intoxicating smell of you

    Bacon.
  • Eaglesfanintn
    Eaglesfanintn Posts: 813 Member
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    A bacon haiku -

    i love bacon strips
    they are tasty and salty
    thankful for piggies.
  • Twylyght
    Twylyght Posts: 224 Member
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    o72cty.jpg

    OR YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    brought a happy tear to my eye :heart:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,584 Member
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    When I'm hungry it's not my fault
    And I like the taste of salt
    With my belly a achin'
    And I sure ain't a fakin'
    I ate a whole package of bacon!

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  • MLDELANGEL
    MLDELANGEL Posts: 2
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    Bacon has fat
    So I'll give it to the cat
    If I give it to you
    You'll be fat too!

    Hmmmm... how come this sheds a negative light on bacon even though I like it a lot??!?!?!
  • Riceking10
    Riceking10 Posts: 13
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    bacon-bacon-demotivational-poster-1258591129.jpg
  • niksinnotts
    niksinnotts Posts: 62 Member
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    i love bacon,
    it is great
    in a sandwich
    or just on a plate.

    mmmmmmmmmmmm bacon!!!!!!!!:love:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Your curvy seductiveness
    entices my hands
    I try to withdraw, but inch ever closer
    My sanity bends
    with your taste on my lips
    One whiff of you and I am all yours
    My willpower snaps like your crunchy body between my teeth.
    You have made the ultimate sacrifice for my....

    My sandwich. :heart:
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
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    bacon is salty
    and greasy
    and smells so good
    I would eat bacon everyday
    if only I could!

    Thats as godo as it gets
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 616 Member
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    bacon.jpg
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
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    Oh Bacon..
    How I love thee...
    A dozen roses just don't compare...


    bacon-bouquet.jpg
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
    You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
    You know it's true
    Everything I do, I do it for bacon.



    OK, I was lazy.

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