Drinking 2 gallons of soda daily + smoking is bad for you!

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Wait....30 years old with EIGHT children???????? WTF Dude?

    OMG! Perhaps it would be a good idea to put down the soda and smokes and pick UP some condoms... :noway:

    Agreed...after all, it's a vagina...not a clown car...


    Wow, That's rude.

    Yeah, really.

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  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,901 Member
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    Wait....30 years old with EIGHT children???????? WTF Dude?

    OMG! Perhaps it would be a good idea to put down the soda and smokes and pick UP some condoms... :noway:

    Agreed...after all, it's a vagina...not a clown car...

    OMG I almost fell out of my chair! :laugh:

    ROFLMAO... me, too!

    But if I had 8 kids I'd be doing coke and smoking anything I could get my hands on. I have one teenager that lives day to day by the grace of God!

    I just spat out my drink!! what a mess and awesome response!!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,740 Member
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    That is why I always lace my soda with liquor.

    damn right! and smoke lite ciggies :bigsmile: :smokin: :bigsmile: :smokin: :bigsmile:
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,740 Member
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    This is why I only smoke "light" cigarettes. It's healthier for you. :happy:

    GREAT minds think alike!

    :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
  • beckylawrence70
    beckylawrence70 Posts: 752 Member
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    duh.......lol....:)
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 888 Member
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    Wait....30 years old with EIGHT children???????? WTF Dude?

    OMG! Perhaps it would be a good idea to put down the soda and smokes and pick UP some condoms... :noway:

    Agreed...after all, it's a vagina...not a clown car...

    OK, I have 6 kids and I think that is super funny!! I might use that line on my husband...you wanna ride in my clown car!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
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    That is why I always lace my soda with liquor.
    me too!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    totally random, but you remind me of marshell from 'how i met your mother' haha. :]

    I get that A LOT. I never noticed it in the mirror and still can't see it.
  • duqtape
    duqtape Posts: 121 Member
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    Wait....30 years old with EIGHT children???????? WTF Dude?

    OMG! Perhaps it would be a good idea to put down the soda and smokes and pick UP some condoms... :noway:

    Agreed...after all, it's a vagina...not a clown car...


    Wow, That's rude.

    Yeah, really.

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    Pretty much.
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    I read the title of this and was a little p*ssy. . . we don't know this already?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    and this is why I enjoy your post so much. :love:
  • duqtape
    duqtape Posts: 121 Member
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    That is why I always lace my soda with liquor.

    Exactly. I figure the alcohol in the whiskey kills whatever is bad in the Coke...right?

    Uh, yeah. Duh.
  • Murphy15
    Murphy15 Posts: 142
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    BTW, my horse doesn't even drink 2 Gallons a day


    Ha
  • SPBROOKS68
    SPBROOKS68 Posts: 561 Member
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    I think she needed the coke to keep up with 8 children (which pregnancy was probably hard on her heart) and then to top it off she smoked..Lucky she lived to 30:ohwell:
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    Wait....30 years old with EIGHT children???????? WTF Dude?

    OMG! Perhaps it would be a good idea to put down the soda and smokes and pick UP some condoms... :noway:

    Agreed...after all, it's a vagina...not a clown car...


    Wow, That's rude.

    Yeah, really.

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    I am reminded on a daily basis why I :heart: you.
  • Laura80111
    Laura80111 Posts: 958 Member
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    :noway: And she still had teeth in her head? Have you seen what Coke does to your teeth:noway:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    :noway: And she still had teeth in her head? Have you seen what Coke does to your teeth:noway:

    I thought that was Meth..
  • lily1972
    lily1972 Posts: 375 Member
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    After reading this article I'm switching to DIET Coke and only 10 cigs and half a bottle of Jack. It's hard getting healthy!

    ROFL!!!:laugh:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    :noway: And she still had teeth in her head? Have you seen what Coke does to your teeth:noway:

    Sprite is worse...
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    After reading this article I'm switching to DIET Coke and only 10 cigs and half a bottle of Jack. It's hard getting healthy!

    ROFL!!!:laugh:

    Hey... Have you ever drank DIET Coke. It's like drinking dirty cabbage water. That alone takes it from dieting to water boarding your throat.

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