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MEN- Would you rather...

Allison22451
Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
lose two fingers from each hand
OR
lose 1/3 of your "middle leg" ???

(neither isnt an option)
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  • MrAllia
    MrAllia Posts: 60 Member
    Well being that my fingers are used more, and my middle leg is larger then average; I could make due with 1/3 gone and still satisfy. So option B.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Do I get to pick which fingers? And do I get to pick which third? And what's up with you and these threads tonight? lol
  • Steve_Runs
    Steve_Runs Posts: 443 Member
    you better get choppin on my fingers. can't afford to lose the other! ha
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 479 Member
    I find this highly amusing :laugh:
  • DS67ATX
    DS67ATX Posts: 289
    I'd have to say my middle finger,a little off would'nt hurt my size:)
  • silcock69
    silcock69 Posts: 50
    But i like my fingers :(
  • zooblflot
    zooblflot Posts: 131
    Pinkys are useless anyways. Pointing is rude so index can go. I'm married so gotta keep those. And gotta be able to flip people off if necessary plus I like the fact that it would still be the middle finger of the three.

    Done!
  • BigRich822
    BigRich822 Posts: 681
    I'd have to say my middle finger,a little off would'nt hurt my size:)

    Wow Guy Really?
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    Do I get to pick which fingers? And do I get to pick which third? And what's up with you and these threads tonight? lol

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

    im here with friends... and these are a couple of the questions that came up... i dunno why... and surprisingly enough not all the guys here answered the same. it was funny hearing their answers. so i decided to post a couple questions here to see what you guys would say.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    I find this highly amusing :laugh:

    wish you were here... with me and my pallies... we cant stop laughing. too funny.
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    its not the size of the wand... its the magic in it.
  • silcock69
    silcock69 Posts: 50
    its not the size of the wand... its the magic in it.

    :laugh:
  • jpfost
    jpfost Posts: 192 Member
    Which fingers?
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    Which fingers?

    ::laughs::
    i dunno, but imagine you dont have a choice.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    All my middle leg does is get me in trouble anyhow. Maybe I'd be better off without the thing eh?
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    All my middle leg does is get me in trouble anyhow. Maybe I'd be better off without the thing eh?

    probably sound advice.
    whats a little off the top?
    a little less trouble.

    like the monkey who got his tail caught in the lawnmower said, "wont be long now".
    =)
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    i could live with only 6 fingers...maybe 5
  • Qexxlia
    Qexxlia Posts: 19
    I'm a computer programmer, so my typing is my livelihood. Thankfully I can still keep my wife happy using those fingers I saved.
  • glbragg
    glbragg Posts: 77 Member
    its not the size of the wand... its the magic in it.

    But if you rub the wand long enough the magic will get out.
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    :heart: oh this is great!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Keeping fingers.
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Whats a 1/3 of nothing anyways :laugh:
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    Question - are we sedated during this?
    If so, I rather keep my fingers. Although, my girlfriend may feel differently.

    Now if there is no sedation, I think losing my fingers would hurt less and heal quicker.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    lose two fingers from each hand
    OR
    lose 1/3 of your "middle leg" ???

    (neither isnt an option)
    Easy question, 3rd leg!! Its gets me in nothing but trouble!! :bigsmile:
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    lose two fingers from each hand
    OR
    lose 1/3 of your "middle leg" ???

    (neither isnt an option)
    Easy question, 3rd leg!! Its gets me in nothing but trouble!! :bigsmile:
    Bite your tongue!
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    does it really matter? Your going to cut something off, personally I would say the the phalanges attached to the meta tarsals .... in return can we cut something off of you? Not saying I would... but turn about is fair play
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    :
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    Bite your tongue!
    [/quote]

    now thats a part i wouldnt want to lose 1/3 of ;)
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    I'll take the finger chopping. If my third leg gets any shorter, I'll be urinating on my own balls.
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
    I'll take the finger chopping. If my third leg gets any shorter, I'll be urinating on my own balls.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
    From a female's perspective, I'd rather 1/3 of his 3rd leg go. The fingers assist the mouth in too many ways to lose any of that glory!
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