Dear Lord

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see
what he went through each day, so he prayed :-

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I
want her to know what I go through, so please create a
trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.


He drove to the electricity company and the phone
company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping,
came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was
already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor.

He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got
into an argument with them on the way home which he
had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set
out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and was
able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By
then it was 4:30 pm, so he began peeling potatoes and
washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and
fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for
an early dinner.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
them to bed. At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although
his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaining. The next
morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said :-

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all
day. Please, O please, let us trade back!" The Lord,
in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were. You'll just have to
wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last
night!!!"

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
    while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see
    what he went through each day, so he prayed :-

    "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
    of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I
    want her to know what I go through, so please create a
    trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom,
    granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
    woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
    awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
    them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
    school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning,
    took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
    draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.


    He drove to the electricity company and the phone
    company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping,
    came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the
    cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was
    already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do
    the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
    kitchen floor.

    He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got
    into an argument with them on the way home which he
    had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set
    out cookies and milk and got the kids organised to do
    their homework, then set up the ironing board and was
    able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By
    then it was 4:30 pm, so he began peeling potatoes and
    washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and
    fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for
    an early dinner.

    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
    dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
    them to bed. At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although
    his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to
    bed where he was expected to make love, which he
    managed to get through without complaining. The next
    morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
    said :-

    "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
    wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all
    day. Please, O please, let us trade back!" The Lord,
    in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
    have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
    things back to the way they were. You'll just have to
    wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last
    night!!!"
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Oh no! That's so funny. :laugh: :laugh:
  • twin2
    twin2 Posts: 404
    I have read this before, but every time I do it just gets better :laugh:
  • GemFB
    GemFB Posts: 104 Member
    omg...that's awesome...
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    Now if it could really happen:tongue:
  • That is awesome... Thank you...
    Jenn
  • localisap
    localisap Posts: 20
    WOW, I need to send that to my husband!:noway:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    lmao....I should let my husband read this. He thinks because I am a stay at home mom that I have the 'easy' job. Never mind the fact that I left the kids with him for three hours last Thurs. night so that I could go shopping, and when I got home, the house was in disarray and he was about ready to pull his hair out!
  • ColtsFan1912
    ColtsFan1912 Posts: 146 Member
    lol
  • Kayley
    Kayley Posts: 327 Member
    :laugh:
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