I was offered a job as a male escort this week

Hamibh
Hamibh Posts: 14 Member
A few days ago, I replied to a job listing for bar work. Oddly, the ad requested a photo and said the job offered "great money". A couple of days later I received a phone call asking how old I am and what I do for a living. All became clear when the nice chap admitted that he runs not a bar but an escort service. I declined, what with having a woman and finding the escort business morally uncomfortable. Still, what better way to mark one year of getting fit and losing 60lb than running a half marathon and receiving such a job offer?

The photo in question is the one on the right; i.e. the "after" of my before/after photo.
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For those who want to know, here's what I did/do:

I have lost around 60lb since April 2011 (236lb - 176lb)

I have used, in the following order:
Couch to 5K (podcast courtesy of the NHS website)
EA Sports Active 2 (PlayStation 3)
P90X

I participate in various running events to punctuate my progress (5K, 10K, Half Marathon).

I am particularly fond of baked potatoes, which provide a satisfying lunch or dinner while being very reasonable calorie-wise. Just stick it in the microwave for 15 minutes and it's done. You can leave out the butter, but in reality it doesn't make that much of a difference.

I have a Nike+ GPS SportWatch with heart rate monitor. This allows me to track running distance, see my routes mapped out and tracked online, and it can track calorie burn for cardio workouts other than running. Expensive, but money well spent since it lets me focus on simply getting the numbers right.

For what it's worth, I'm a fan of the Running Trax albums by Ministry of Sound. They are full of naff upbeat dance music that's perfect for running to, and each CD comes with a workout mix of lasting around 1 hour 20 minutes. Great for keeping up the momentum during a workout.

Replies

  • RimRK
    RimRK Posts: 96 Member
    :laugh: Fantastic Job offer/NSV! You look fantastic:)
  • moepwr
    moepwr Posts: 335 Member
    That is so funny! Congrats on the weightloss! And congrats on saying no to becoming a piece of meat for some cougars!
  • dg09
    dg09 Posts: 754
    Haha, that's awesome!

    Nice job on your loss.
  • Fathima0712
    Fathima0712 Posts: 177 Member
    this is funny..but you cant blame the guy for thinking you are apt for the "job" you look really really Qute!!!!! :):):)
  • Schnuddelbuddel
    Schnuddelbuddel Posts: 402 Member
    Haha that's a brilliant compliment to get!!! Well done you!
  • niknak0508
    niknak0508 Posts: 425 Member
    You look A..MMMM..A..ZZZZ...ING!! :-) Nice progress! Inspirational for sure!
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I would "hire" you! :bigsmile: Congrats!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    good job , that's a pretty funny nsv.
  • Erfw7471
    Erfw7471 Posts: 242 Member
    Lol, now that's a compliment! Awesome job!
  • LOL! well done x
  • fitnessyeoja
    fitnessyeoja Posts: 357 Member
    What a transformation! Congrats!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Wonderful transformation and NSV lol
  • carhicks
    carhicks Posts: 1,894 Member
    Congratulations on the remarkable change in your life. You look fantastic. Gotta love the compliment, even if you didn't take the job. Great NAV. Your lucky lady should be proud of you and the choices you have made.
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    Wow, reverse the sex and that would be incredibly offensive.

    But well done on your weight loss.
  • mccarol1956
    mccarol1956 Posts: 422 Member
    Congratulations on the weight loss! You have done an amazing job. Also congratulations on the job offer! It is a compliment, although a strange one. I know it would be real good for the ego! Way to go!!
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    well I was thinking about this as a new career path for my self...


















    JOKING! Top work bud
  • beckyg101
    beckyg101 Posts: 30
    Awesome! Good job on the running as well! When are you going to for a marathon?
  • ajelove
    ajelove Posts: 97 Member
    Ha! That's great. You look fantastic.
  • islandnutshel
    islandnutshel Posts: 1,143 Member
    Good job on the weight loss. You look great. And I appreciate the "how I did it story" it's what we all want to ask.
    Thank you, for sharing, really.
    Shel
  • mollymasm
    mollymasm Posts: 29 Member
    You look great and this just gave me even more incentive to complete c25k.

    Congratulations :)
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,419 Member
    You are darling. No wonder you got the uncomfortable job offer. :wink:
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