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What was the last thing you copied and pasted. Right click and paste.
24-MAY-2012 23:59:00
24-MAY-2012 23:59:00
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Non-qualified medical expenses include:Athletic club membership0
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DPT.35.M.00090
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management, also0
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While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too..'
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As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing.
After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them..'
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Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.
Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'
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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children..
One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!
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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer.'
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Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him 'I'm going to Iraq ..' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'
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Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood
Diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, that's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'
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....and ....God's problem now:
His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."0 -
"I thought it was suck a joke when Eric (me and Isabel called him Slinky, LOL) mentioned how great of a team we have and that everyone gets along so well. Don’t know what crack he is smoking, ha ha."
Ha ha this was an email I just did. Moved this sentence to another part of the email, ha ha.0 -
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i'm not judging...or saying its a bad thing..... it just doesnt interest me, thats all0
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Apparently nothing... I went to paste and it looks as if nothing has been copied today.0
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If every day were like today... You'd weigh 247.0 lbs in 5 weeks
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http://www.cem.va.gov/cems/nchp/dayton.asp
recalling the ground/floral rules for the national cemetery . . . Memorial Day is coming . . .0 -
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07) Open Cross-out / 8D (Supplier)
Work reports... yay0 -
#GHallenbeckVDCK (Check void request identifier at work....haha)0
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Research the lives of some of the most internationally recognized of the artists mentioned in the chapter: Wole Soyinka, Athol Fugard, Augusto Boal, and Dario Fo.
Discuss what do you find interesting about their careers?
Homework was the last thing0 -
=( ugh, nothing!! damn, i wanted in on the fun!0
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Please do not redistribute. If there is someone else you wish to get this report, please let me know , and I will add them.0
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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall0
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Notary Recording Fee0
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Have you ever heard a song from so long ago with so many memories tied to it that it made you cry? And didn't you with that you could go back into time when everything seemed so much simpler and carefree? Those are songs that are the soundtrack of our lives... the ones that bring back childhood memories, best friends, first love, first heartbreak... the memories.0
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