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    Colon Detox diets

    Posts: 80
    edited December 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
    Does anyone know of any Colon Detox diets, preferably a 3 day one. I live with my parents so it cant be too obvious if thats possible.
    Thanks!

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    • Posts: 4,519 Member
      What do you think is in your colon that can be removed by a special diet?
    • Posts: 8,980 Member
      Maybe just use a bottle brush and some Palmolive?
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      Maybe just use a bottle brush and some Palmolive?
      This^^^
    • Posts: 1,805 Member
      Clearly your parents will notice when you're taking a dump most of the hours of the day.
    • Posts: 1,015 Member
      Eat lots of fresh veggies. Bell peppers and cherry tomatoes do it for me. I have IBS so I take Metamucil to keep me regular. My colon is cleansed each morning. :) I also drink tons of water.
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      Have you considered Alli?
    • Posts: 433 Member
      As a sufferer of Crohns disease, why anybody would WANT to do anything like this is beyond me!!!! As long as you're "regular" in that department there's no need to abuse it!! If you're not regular then eat plenty of fruit and veg and drink lots of water!!
    • Posts: 966 Member
      Have you considered Alli?

      And Depends. They look like real undies now.
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      Craptastic.
    • Posts: 3,189 Member
      Food poisoning is good. Just find some meat that is turned green.
    • Posts: 612 Member
      why so concerned, who do you plan on showing your colon to?
    • Posts: 498 Member
      Maybe just use a bottle brush and some Palmolive?

      ^^ What he said. But if you really want to 'flush yourself out', Google the salt water cleanse.
    • Posts: 1,809 Member
      Why don't you want your parents to know? Are you a shy pooper? If so, invest in a louder exhaust fan for you bathroom. Or are you concerned that they won't approve? If so, don't do it.
    • Posts: 1,131 Member
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      And Depends. They look like real undies now.

      HAHA!
    • Posts: 1,131 Member
      http://themastercleanse.org/salt-water-flush/

      That sounds terrible
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      Bong water enema.
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      Just eat KFC...a couple of their chicken breasts and you'll be good to go in less than 3 hours, let alone 3 days.
    • Posts: 1,165 Member
      I think no matter how many times, and no matter what you do to clean it, your colon is always going to be ****ty.
    • Posts: 1,015 Member
      Since you live with your parents, are they noticing you have an ED or are on your way? I recommend you see a doctor judging by your diary. Take your diary with you.
    • Posts: 8,980 Member
      Since you live with your parents, are they noticing you have an ED or are on your way? I recommend you see a doctor judging by your diary. Take your diary with you.

      Yikes, didn't even see the diary at first. In all seriousness, OP, I hope you get well soon.
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
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    • Posts: 529 Member
      Yikes, didn't even see the diary at first. In all seriousness, OP, I hope you get well soon.
      ^Agreed. You're aspiring to be 91lbs?! Please see a doctor ASAP... not about the colon detox, about your health in general. Especially after looking at your diary, you seem to be starving yourself. Please get help
    • Posts: 1,131 Member
      Oh man...I could eat everything you eat in one day for dinner. PLEASE start eating more. We don't want you to die. You are not getting enough nutrients.
    • Posts: 80
      Okay before you start judging me, I DONT want to be 91pounds, I want to be 98. If i put that as my goal then MFP will but my intakes higher and I dont want that. As for the detox, its actually a good thing to do and many people do it. I dont have an ED. I came here for support and a bit of advice and many of you are mocking me and making me feel embarrassed.
    • Posts: 1,015 Member
      It's so sad that actors and models are often sick for their work. I have a friend who was a model. She told me they eat cotton balls. Cotton balls people! SMH
    • Posts: 529 Member
      Okay before you start judging me, I DONT want to be 91pounds, I want to be 98. If i put that as my goal then MFP will but my intakes higher and I dont want that. As for the detox, its actually a good thing to do and many people do it. I dont have an ED. I came here for support and a bit of advice and many of you are mocking me and making me feel embarrassed.
      MFP said 91, 98 is still very small but if your doctor has said it is a healthy weight - then good. The detox is NOT a good thing to do. Please do a search in the forums here, or read just about any clinical study and you will find that. I am not mocking you, but do you want support OR advice? Nobody here will support a cleanse. If you read about the medical functions of the colon - it works just fine on its own. As for advice? Your diary shows you netting 500 calories a day. That is not a sustainable, HEALTHY amount of consumption. Please see a doctor before setting yourself that low of a calorie goal - it is nearly always unsafe.

      **EDIT - please realize that i am only trying to help... people want you to meet your goals, but they want to make sure they are healthy goals and achieved in a sustainable, healthy manner. what you said above, and what you log in your diary doesn't meet that criteria.
    • Posts: 38,439 MFP Moderator
      Okay before you start judging me, I DONT want to be 91pounds, I want to be 98. If i put that as my goal then MFP will but my intakes higher and I dont want that. As for the detox, its actually a good thing to do and many people do it. I dont have an ED. I came here for support and a bit of advice and many of you are mocking me and making me feel embarrassed.

      Eating 600 calories a day is destroying your body. Many joke with the colon stuff because poop is funny. But eating that little will only kill your muscle mass and harm your body. And how tall are you that you want to weight 98 lbs? I am hoping 4'7. Also, when you start to hide stuff from parents, it is a classic sign of an ED. That is why people are expressing their concerns. And I bet if you ask your doctor they will say the same thing.



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    • Posts: 51 Member
      Please be careful
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