Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

@ smply awesome job...before and after...you killed it!

You're wearing a hat

you have glasses

You're standing, but you're not in water.

You have a cute kid in your pic!

you are wearing a great hat x

You're posing with a picture.

You are one of my newest friends.

Cant tell if there is a person with a black shirt behind you or if you are in front of a mirror.

ahem...nice yummy abs