Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

You have a fringe

there is a large turtle behind you

you are wearing glasses.

you are a hippie

you're a flower

dino...you have tats and are bald! approved!

@dinovino

you are holding your phone to take your picture

You like shirts that button.

I preferred the pic with the donkey or cow in the background!

You have dark hair