Bum Sweat

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  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Just slop some deodorant up and down your crack!...problemo solved! :bigsmile:
  • brentrhodes
    brentrhodes Posts: 139
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.

    I'll share mine, but I don't want any of them to share theirs with me. Is that like...... reverse selfish? :-/
  • grex1949
    grex1949 Posts: 125 Member
    It's a little risky, but if you can find a double-insulated blow dryer and an electrical outlet near the stationary bike at the club, you might consider shoving a blow drier in your bum crack. Or, if crack is your problem, you might consider a 12-step treatment program. There's one near you, I'm sure.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Monkey Butt powder is pretty helpful.

    exactly what i was gonna say! :)
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.

    I'll share mine, but I don't want any of them to share theirs with me. Is that like...... reverse selfish? :-/

    Hahah, nono.. its giving! You don't like receiving, you're such a good person!!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.

    Now...this brings up a serious question...

    Would laughing your feckin *kitten* off eliminate bum sweat?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.

    Now...this brings up a serious question...

    Would laughing your feckin *kitten* off eliminate bum sweat?

    SURE.. but for us females... then there is tit soup... so... problems no matter what!
  • brentrhodes
    brentrhodes Posts: 139

    Hahah, nono.. its giving! You don't like receiving, you're such a good person!!

    THANK you! Finally someone recognizes it for what it is.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    This can cause relative humidity.

    Maybe YOUR relatives...I don't let mine anywhere near my bum sweat.

    Lmfao! but sharing is caring.

    Now...this brings up a serious question...

    Would laughing your feckin *kitten* off eliminate bum sweat?

    SURE.. but for us females... then there is tit soup... so... problems no matter what!

    You girls always get the short end of the stick.

    Because of that, if you ever need any assistance with that...I'll be glad to offer a helping hand.

    For science, of course.
  • saintspoon
    saintspoon Posts: 242 Member
    may I recomend the bumkerchief? It's kinda like a hankerchief but for your bum :flowerforyou:
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    This is exactly why I started a movement to buy homeless people fans and air conditioners. Homeless people persperation is very unsightly and we have the means to stop the madness....
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    haha this is to funny, but honestly who cares? LOSE WEIGHT!

    Victim #....what is it up to now?
  • cellokitty91
    cellokitty91 Posts: 127 Member
    Maybe you could sit on a large funnel. That way it doesn't pool in your pants.
  • sunshine45356
    sunshine45356 Posts: 78 Member
    I think I might be ill now...LOL but too dam* funny!
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Yes I 2 hate that feel of the sweat dripping into the bum crack especially when you end up with funky bum!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    haha this is to funny, but honestly who cares? LOSE WEIGHT!

    Victim #....what is it up to now?

    haha i guess i am a victim. didn't read the topic section.

    :)
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    How about plastic sheeting on you back - that way the sweat runs down your back, jumps over your bum and pools
    behind you. I just don't want to be the poor smuck that's standing behind you when this happens.

    In case this problem doesn't resolve, Iowa has a hobo festival every year in Britt. I know it's not a bum festival, but it's as close as I could find. I'm sure the hobo's would welcome a sweaty bum.

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