Do you remember your worst kiss?

xYumzx
xYumzx Posts: 921 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Haha I just read a thread about the 1st kiss.. and all I gotta say sometimes the worst are what stick out..

My worst kiss was with a guy that was a few years younger then me... and i felt like i had just had a kiss with a dog... ughhh still makes me cringe when i think of it lol.

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  • interceptor311
    interceptor311 Posts: 980 Member
    Yup. The one that never happened.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I do remember.
    Her name was Tanya. We were both 19 and she had had a crush on me for as long as I could remember.
    She moved away at 14 and came back on vacation so, I figured "why not".
    Well, when she kissed me, I swear her mouth enveloped my nose to my chin.
    Like, this HUGE mouth.
    Anyway, that was the worst.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    it was the end of a first date with this one girl the kiss (inevitably) was fine but i remember i had a hat on her hittng her face on the brim and me not trying to not laugh and ruin the mood
  • MsMarlaMae
    MsMarlaMae Posts: 144 Member
    I was in my mid 20's and was just starting to get to the friendly with this fella. I was laying on my bed and he was leaning down to kiss me, I opened my eyes right before he got there and he had a spit line from the top of his mouth to the bottom. I couldn't stop the incoming and he nearly SPIT into my mouth.

    SRSLY people swallow before you try to kiss someone with an open mouth.

    SO NASTY, still freaks me out now when someone wants to kiss open mouth. I always wanna say, YOU SWALLOWED RIGHT?!
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 343 Member
    I think I was 13 and at a school dance. My date took me over to the side of the room and began to lean forward to give me a french kiss and his teeth hit my teeth. It was awful, that was the end of that...

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  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    I have two....the cup kisser(dont know if he knew he had a tongue)
    the porn kisser, thought his tongue was his tool, i know in some cases this is good but not on the first meeting before you even get out of the car. Hello - heres my tongue!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    every guy that licked around my mouth, pushed his tongue down my throat, never let his lips touch mine, led with his tongue poking 2 inches out, licked my tonsils, bit my teeth, drooled down my chin or tried to stick his tongue in my nose.

    you can all go DIAF
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
    any kiss forced on me :(

    several of those *shivers*
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    After grad party.

    I almost died downing on his saliva.
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    A guy in high school who always chewed Juicy Fruit gum. Every kiss tasted like it. It was nauseating.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    I had a big mouth kisser too - it was like he was trying to fit my whole lower face into his mouth! Great guy, cute, sweet, but HORRIBLE kisser.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Two words: lizard tongue.
  • jaxbeck
    jaxbeck Posts: 537 Member
    It's a tie between Mr. lizard tongue & big sloppy,lips covered half of my face guy
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    every guy that licked around my mouth, pushed his tongue down my throat, never let his lips touch mine, led with his tongue poking 2 inches out, licked my tonsils, bit my teeth, drooled down my chin or tried to stick his tongue in my nose.

    you can all go DIAF

    ^^this
  • kimber0607
    kimber0607 Posts: 994 Member
    Yes Yes yes!
    I felt like I was on candid camera....it was in college...super hot guy...AWFUL kisser...it didnt go beyond that..LOL
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    yes had a dare to kiss this one guy for a minute and I don't know what happened but I was actually sick and running to the toilet after we finished. I was 18 and not drinking and I wasn't sick later so I don't think it was a stomach bug.
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    YES! I was 17...and he was all teeth. I felt like I was kissing the front grill of my truck. It was horrible. The inside of my lip was cut and I'm pretty sure I had red marks on my mouth the next day as well. HORRIBLE!!
  • delmc1
    delmc1 Posts: 331 Member
    yes i was about 15 and it was like she had not ate in a week and tried to eat me , not good. laughing now at how cool i thought i was at 15
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
    Yup. It was the one given me when he was on day 5/7/9 (pick any) of zero teeth-brushing and zero flossing. He never embraced the truth that oral hygiene is closely connected to coitus.
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    He had a tongue ring that tasted like iron, and he smelled of snot. Enough said....
  • RMuske
    RMuske Posts: 271 Member
    I had one guy who was trying to see what my lunch tasted like, I swear it was the worst. That and the guy who uses no tongue at all.. C'mon now!
  • skarr28
    skarr28 Posts: 98 Member
    :laugh: yes! It was so disturbing! Why did that happen to me??? :laugh:

    It's a tie (the same kiss! :sick: two different guys! Men: take notes and NEVER do this!)

    My best guy friend:
    He had been in love with me forever, we were both tipsy (hopefully that's why it was fantastically disturbing). And he just went for it!
    I can only compare it to a snake repeatedly peeking it's head and neck out of a snake hole. His tongue went in and out like he was trying to reach my tonsils but could never quite reach it so he kept tryng. lasted 3 seconds. But, man, it changed me. :laugh:

    This guy I dated very briefly (looking back, I must have been drunk, what was I thinking?!)
    Anyway, he opened his mouth wide and repeatedly stuck his tongue in and out, actually twisting his tongue as he did so! WTF??
    I couldn't handle the WTF-ness of it all :laugh:

    I'm 100% serious when I say, if a guy kisses like this, it's a deal-breaker. Horrors! Why me, god??

    :ohwell:
  • verodzrosas
    verodzrosas Posts: 85 Member
    OMG!! YES!!! My, first kiss! I was thirteen and this older boy that I liked we had been flirting around and he kissed me, with tounge!!! Hello it was my first feaking kiss I WS TRAUMATIZED!! jaajaaa, not for long though... they got much better! jeje:tongue:
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