my TOP TEN (men) list of reasons Why I am losing weight

isabey
isabey Posts: 23
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10 I can tie my shoe laces without passing out....!
9 I can even trim my own toe nails !
8 I can put on my seatbelt by myself..!
7 I am not fighting with my belly for the steering of my car...!
6 I can travel in low budget airlines economy seats...!
5 I don't have to re-tuck my shirt in my pants every other breaths...!
4 I don't get yelled at by my wife for peeing all over the toilet seat... because....
3 I can now see my "manhood" withuot a mirror ...and .....
2 I am now TWICE as BIG as when I was fat...! and

1 I can now be called the " BiGGEST LOOSER" and can be damned proud of it....!!!!!

What are yours...?

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  • aprileigh27
    aprileigh27 Posts: 37
    this is amazing lol Great job :)
  • shakama
    shakama Posts: 13 Member
    ...and how cool is that!! :smile:
  • SkinnyTopher
    SkinnyTopher Posts: 35
    10 -- Hopefully I'll be more appealing to other men.
    9 -- My family will finally shut up about my weight.
    8 -- To reverse my fatty liver.
    7 -- To prevent health complications later in life.
    6 -- To look better in the old clothes that are sitting in my closet.
    5 -- To look good in pretty much anything from H&M.
    4 -- To be a role model for the patients I see regularly.
    3 -- To be able to dance better?
    2 -- To be able to walk long distances without my back hurting.
    1 -- Just to be happier and healthier in general. :)
  • isabey
    isabey Posts: 23
    Thanks Skinny.... and I am sure you will get to where you want to be...!
  • isabey
    isabey Posts: 23
    Come on Folks.... this can ' be it....!... I know you all have some real good ones...!

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