iam a big fat attention hog add me as your friend

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my friday night web cams where i cover myself in user suggestions and stand next to the swamp to see what wild animal comes out to feed off me
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  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
    at least you finally put on some underwear...
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    where else will you read how i burn calories this is me 5 minutes ago

    yobhcir burned 205 calories doing 30 minutes of humping a cows leg " lots of Mooing and giggling, general" -
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    at least you finally put on some underwear...

    lol not really i just stuck a empty popcorn bag over my hee ho
  • shbretired
    shbretired Posts: 320 Member
    when is enough friends?
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
    now you will have butter flavor all over you hee ho....
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    just like underwear you never can have too many
  • MereExtraordinaire
    MereExtraordinaire Posts: 143 Member
    .... What's going on here?
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    .... What's going on here?

    might wanna steeeeeeep away slowwwwwwly lol
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    :laugh:
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby
  • Motivation4KB
    Motivation4KB Posts: 68 Member
    HAHA This made my day..
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:

    ha ha iam i gonna have to wear a raincoat around you
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    HAHA This made my day..

    why hello there .....does the weird eyebrow up and down thing
  • Motivation4KB
    Motivation4KB Posts: 68 Member
    HAHA This made my day..

    why hello there .....does the weird eyebrow up and down thing

    ;-)
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:

    ha ha iam i gonna have to wear a raincoat around you

    we could make a good team you in your raincoat and me in a bib, I randomly drool on myself as well when I laugh...
  • GLJezebel
    GLJezebel Posts: 312 Member
    i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my friday night web cams where i cover myself in user suggestions and stand next to the swamp to see what wild animal comes out to feed off me

    You are too funny. I think I want to be friends with a dude who can stick a Hershey's kiss in his belly button and is willing to admit it. It would be better if you proved it with a pic.
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my friday night web cams where i cover myself in user suggestions and stand next to the swamp to see what wild animal comes out to feed off me
    I can fit a whole hotdog in my mouth! Does this mean we could be friends?? :bigsmile:
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    wth???:laugh: this is too freakin funny:drinker:
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    its not nice to make a girl with staples in her side laugh so hard :)
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:

    ha ha iam i gonna have to wear a raincoat around you

    we could make a good team you in your raincoat and me in a bib, I randomly drool on myself as well when I laugh...

    haa haaa are you a snort laugher?
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    its not nice to make a girl with staples in her side laugh so hard :)

    awwwwwww what happen??? big daddy wants to console you lol
  • Jenerferzzz
    Jenerferzzz Posts: 148 Member
    Haha, I wasn't sure what I was expecting to read but this thread sure did make me laugh. Thank you! :happy:
  • GoTanieGo
    GoTanieGo Posts: 24
    This made me laugh. I must have burned at least 6 cals. Thanks belly button stuffer.:laugh:
  • ejechols
    ejechols Posts: 98 Member
    Already friends... Can't. Look. Away.
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:

    ha ha iam i gonna have to wear a raincoat around you

    we could make a good team you in your raincoat and me in a bib, I randomly drool on myself as well when I laugh...

    haa haaa are you a snort laugher?

    no, I'm one of those ones that laughs so hard no sound comes out at times.
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my friday night web cams where i cover myself in user suggestions and stand next to the swamp to see what wild animal comes out to feed off me

    You are too funny. I think I want to be friends with a dude who can stick a Hershey's kiss in his belly button and is willing to admit it. It would be better if you proved it with a pic.

    lol iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dont think you want me to get started sending you pictures lollllll
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    i can fit a entire hersey kiss in my belly button ,i sit and laugh at the message board while spitting popcorn kernals at the screen as i post, most time i just sit in my underwear nuttin else and swear to people who email me iam sexy ,how can you not want me as a friend??? if not for me as a person then maybe for my friday night web cams where i cover myself in user suggestions and stand next to the swamp to see what wild animal comes out to feed off me
    I can fit a whole hotdog in my mouth! Does this mean we could be friends?? :bigsmile:
    lol i think i just heard my underwear band snap back loll
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    :laugh:

    oh hello there buh baaaaaaby


    omg lmao, how many calories did I just burn lmao while spitting water out my nose...:laugh:

    ha ha iam i gonna have to wear a raincoat around you

    we could make a good team you in your raincoat and me in a bib, I randomly drool on myself as well when I laugh...

    haa haaa are you a snort laugher?

    no, I'm one of those ones that laughs so hard no sound comes out at times.
    lol the hold er inner ha ha be careful you could fart lollll
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