just for fun, what have you lost?

mummma
mummma Posts: 402 Member
Sometimes we all get caught up in the numbers and lose perspective of the big picture so just for fun...what have you lost so far?

I've lost a human head and a guinea pig!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Replies

  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    a gold brick!!
  • hsk1019
    hsk1019 Posts: 235 Member
    Wow! I've lost a 2 year old and some baby back ribs!!
  • mummyv811
    mummyv811 Posts: 237
    I've lost my brain!!!! Hahahahaha!
  • mummma
    mummma Posts: 402 Member
    I've lost my brain!!!! Hahahahaha!

    hahaha x
  • joehempel
    joehempel Posts: 1,543 Member
    a gold brick!!

    does that give new meaning to the term "*kitten* a brick"?
  • ChancyW
    ChancyW Posts: 437 Member
    I've lost the worlds largest ball of tape and an average newborn, lol!
  • Louise1247
    Louise1247 Posts: 670 Member
    Sperm Whales brain &_&
  • SandyQ229
    SandyQ229 Posts: 153 Member
    not at the tire yet but over the sperm whale's brain. hmmm can't wait to lose more.
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    2 average 2 year olds plus 6 guinea pigs! Lol. X
  • Tara1B
    Tara1B Posts: 78
    Wow! I've lost a human head! I'm only 5 foot tall!
  • LTGPSA
    LTGPSA Posts: 633 Member
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
  • 05HeatherLouise05
    05HeatherLouise05 Posts: 178 Member
    :laugh: I've lost an average newborn :laugh:
  • histwinkletoes
    histwinkletoes Posts: 100 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle! :)
  • hendongirl
    hendongirl Posts: 156 Member
    Shoot! I've lost an average 2 year old!
    Hope the parents aren't concerned lol
  • jon40084
    jon40084 Posts: 175 Member
    An automobile tyre and a guinea pig :-)
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    I've lost a fashion model, looking to lose an average man (literally as well as figuratively!) and a human brain (seemingly the man doesn't come with his own??) :laugh:
  • Kirkajuice
    Kirkajuice Posts: 311 Member
    A mid-sized microwave!
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    My mind................
  • dalku
    dalku Posts: 2
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain
  • Peta22
    Peta22 Posts: 377 Member
    An average sized two year old! Wow!

    Great thread - thanks :smile:
  • Bovaryoo
    Bovaryoo Posts: 1,374 Member
    A two year old as well. Crazy!
  • Tyeckia
    Tyeckia Posts: 19 Member
    A cinder block and guinea pig!!

    Wow!!
  • missdaisy79
    missdaisy79 Posts: 566 Member
    A two year old and a guinea pig. :laugh:
  • glennstoudt
    glennstoudt Posts: 403 Member
    I can't find the damned microwave. Where did it go? It was there last year.
  • hypallage
    hypallage Posts: 624 Member
    A bald eagle, A human head and a newborn....


    really quite careless of me!!!
  • sarahrbraun
    sarahrbraun Posts: 2,261 Member
    a bald eagle and a guinea pig!!
  • a_new_dawn
    a_new_dawn Posts: 517 Member
    Im always saying I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, and now it's happened!
  • dreamshadows
    dreamshadows Posts: 734 Member
    Cinderblock and a cat.
  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
    An average NFL lineman holding a Chihuahua and a Guinea pig................
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    looks like i have lost a Chihuahua, an automobile tire, an elephant’s heart, and a small bale of hay. kinda sounds like i just had a divorce from a very interesting woman......... :laugh: