You've got quite a large honker!

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Amanda_Rae_Rae
Amanda_Rae_Rae Posts: 109
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Ah, yes..as if I didn't have enough to be self conscious of! Today, my lovely nephew informed me that I have a a very red, rather large nose. Even called me Rudolph :laugh: . I love yet hate how honest children can be!

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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one
  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
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    My children often tell me how 'soft and cozy' my tummy is!!! Damn, I was hoping it would be uncomfortable and rock hard!!! There's something to be said for a soft and cozy tummy for my children to snuggle... while they still snuggle!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    So I've been told :laugh:
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
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    <~ yep
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Kids are too honest!

    My son watched me take Kickboxing for the first time last week. After he says to me: "Mom, it made me so sad when you were struggling and no one else was!"

    I have class on Saturday. It's all I will think about !
  • mamitosami
    mamitosami Posts: 531 Member
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    Kids are too honest!

    My son watched me take Kickboxing for the first time last week. After he says to me: "Mom, it made me so sad when you were struggling and no one else was!"

    I have class on Saturday. It's all I will think about !

    LOL!! Awww! Gad, outta the mouths o' babes... You were just working harder than everyone else, that's all!!!
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    My kids always called me giraffe because of my long neck.

    I used to work as a paramedic and when practicing our drills, everyone was always so surprised when I required the TALL neck brace. :tongue:
  • jenlarz
    jenlarz Posts: 813 Member
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    Feel your pain :)
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    Yes. I made it myself!
  • deftanker
    deftanker Posts: 105 Member
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    My daughter asked me when was I due?....
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    OP: I have a headcold, so my nose actually IS large and red!!

    My son has been known to mention how jiggly my tummy is. I'm not a fan.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
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    I get the " are you greek?" I hear that and I know what they are really saying lol. Fortunately for me I amuse myself calling people out. So I say, it's because of my nose isn't it.......................lol that gets all kinds of reactions
  • Cyngen
    Cyngen Posts: 557 Member
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    I have a classic Germanic hook nose sort of thing going. When it's mentioned I just say Yup, had it all my life, plan on keeping it OUT of other peoples business too! :)
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 378 Member
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    One of my bff's daughter's told me "You're FAT". I answered (not very maturely) "You're rude." We both wound up apologizing :D
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
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    A rather large hooter owner here, I just tell people it runs in the family.:wink:

    It actually does, I inherited it from my Mums side.:laugh:
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    A rather large hooter owner here, I just tell people it runs in the family.:wink:

    It actually does, I inherited it from my Mums side.:laugh:

    That made me laugh. Just one large hooter, or 2? :-)
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    A rather large hooter owner here, I just tell people it runs in the family.:wink:

    It actually does, I inherited it from my Mums side.:laugh:

    That made me laugh. Just one large hooter, or 2? :-)

    In the US, a hooter is what we call a boob.
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
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    A rather large hooter owner here, I just tell people it runs in the family.:wink:

    It actually does, I inherited it from my Mums side.:laugh:

    That made me laugh. Just one large hooter, or 2? :-)

    In the US, a hooter is what we call a boob.

    Well if you're gonna count them, make it 3!
  • Amanda_Rae_Rae
    Amanda_Rae_Rae Posts: 109
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    OP: I have a headcold, so my nose actually IS large and red!!

    My son has been known to mention how jiggly my tummy is. I'm not a fan.
    Aww! Get better soon! lol. See, I have the whole red nose thing 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I think it's the Polish in me.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    My 280Z has a big red honker, looks like this:

    auto-part-dual-red-truck-air-horn-mp-4013.jpg

    JM

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