Ladies! Help with something embarrassing!

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  • jallen1955
    jallen1955 Posts: 121
    Buy pants that fit. The only reason you would have that problem is that the pants are too short through the rise and too tight.
  • Linda_Darlene
    Linda_Darlene Posts: 453 Member
    You just gave me the biggest giggle! Thank you!
    I had a conversation about those 'toes' once with my husband. He says that guys love them. Because they are so 'suggestive'. You get the drift.

    I had a couple of slacks that did that to me once. I gave them away. That is what prompted the talk with hubby about it. He was disappointed. But it was uncomfortable and I did not like the other feeling of knowing people were staring at my 'toes'.

    When I moaned about it to a friend of mine, she told me she had that issue herself and gave me a suggestion to think about if I continued to have 'toes'.

    She said she looked a bit and found that low rise men's trousers helped. They are cut looser in the 'toe' area and she said the low rise did not make her look like she was wearing men's britches. She had denim, dockers, and dress pants too.

    It might be worth a try! Good luck. Really. :wink:
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I use a panty liner. I had mine when I had my beer belly. I was so classy. Beer belly and camel toe. Stockton CA chic.
    Google Stockton CA....:laugh:


    this ^^^^ But I was going to go with a paper cup, torn to cover said dromedary protrusion.
  • ChrissyLu723
    ChrissyLu723 Posts: 153 Member
    I use a panty liner. I had mine when I had my beer belly. I was so classy. Beer belly and camel toe. Stockton CA chic.
    Google Stockton CA....:laugh:


    this ^^^^ But I was going to go with a paper cup, torn to cover said dromedary protrusion.

    Us girls like those protrusions like all yall men like the camel toe :P
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Sport it proudly...it could have been a moose knuckle. Not that I'm opposed to either, mind you.

    There are worse places to...fluff up. Sorry. I'm terrible at euphemisms.

    Best of luck!
  • skinnylion
    skinnylion Posts: 213
    Buy pants with thicker fabric? I've never had this problem because I usually wear jeans or thicker cotton pants. And I don't buy anything that fits too tight.
  • FrostyFour
    FrostyFour Posts: 262
    You just gave me the biggest giggle! Thank you!
    I had a conversation about those 'toes' once with my husband. He says that guys love them. Because they are so 'suggestive'. You get the drift.

    I had a couple of slacks that did that to me once. I gave them away. That is what prompted the talk with hubby about it. He was disappointed. But it was uncomfortable and I did not like the other feeling of knowing people were staring at my 'toes'.

    When I moaned about it to a friend of mine, she told me she had that issue herself and gave me a suggestion to think about if I continued to have 'toes'.

    She said she looked a bit and found that low rise men's trousers helped. They are cut looser in the 'toe' area and she said the low rise did not make her look like she was wearing men's britches. She had denim, dockers, and dress pants too.

    It might be worth a try! Good luck. Really. :wink:

    Hey, I like this idea. I've been really looking forward to being able to wear low rise pants and I'd feel JIPPED if I couldn't just because of my INSANE CROTCH ADVERTISING.
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    Cameltoe is from ill fitting pants, namely pants that are too tight in the hips and pulled up too high. Buy a size bigger and take them to a tailor to have the waist taken in to the proper size, and make sure the waist drop is long (look for classic or curvy cuts)

    ***** this! bigger pants!
  • imsomony
    imsomony Posts: 18 Member

    It's actually one of the reasons I use tampons instead of a panty liner... my crotch is a black hole, it just sucks everything in! (Yeah, I said it...)

    Makes sense you guys are saying to get pants with a bigger crotch, I suppose... Up until the last year or so I've always only worn men's pants which do have a significantly larger crotch. But I'm thin now, I wanna be beautiful too! So I need women's pants with a men's style crotch right? I tailor could do that surely?

    Do you wear men's pants because they're comfy and you like the fit, or because of the extra weight? If it's because of the fit, keep buying them and have a tailor form them to your body so you get your womanly shape back without sacrificing comfort. A good tailor can make magic happen, I promise... at a size 13/14 (US) with a 30-inch inseam, I would be a wreck without mine.

    If you've been wearing them because of the weight... then yeah, I agree with everyone else, time to go shopping and looking for a new fit and a new size. Don't concern yourself with the number (I have a conspiracy theory about this that's better saved for another time), just look for comfort and that your CT is reduced or non-existent. You can always cut the tag out *wink*

    If you like denim, I can't say enough good things about Levis. They have a ton of styles for just about every body type imaginable, and I find them to be very true to size (unless they were manufactured in South America, for some reason). Just find a store and spend an hour trying on all the different styles, and one of them will certainly have you ooh-la-la-ing yourself in the dressing room mirror.
  • TamTamW
    TamTamW Posts: 27
    Frosty, you are such a great sport for such an embarrassing issue. This thread has been quite comical. I never knew that there was such a real issue. I always found that when people have camel toe, it is because their pants were too friggin tight. I hope you find a solution to your "toe"tally personal problem. Thanks for having the confidence in MFP to ask. :-)
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Makes sense you guys are saying to get pants with a bigger crotch, I suppose... Up until the last year or so I've always only worn men's pants which do have a significantly larger crotch. But I'm thin now, I wanna be beautiful too! So I need women's pants with a men's style crotch right? I tailor could do that surely?
    I think you should patent crotch extensions for ladies pants.

    It would be like the "Ahh Bra" but for your cooch.

    :laugh: Yes!
  • jayayach
    jayayach Posts: 178 Member
    Your illustration made me giggle.... sorry....

    ^^^ My sentiments exactly! Looks you're getting great advice and I have nothing to add. Just a giggle!:laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    It's actually one of the reasons I use tampons instead of a panty liner... my crotch is a black hole, it just sucks everything in! (Yeah, I said it...)

    Oh.

    Boy.

    Lol :)

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