gaaawwdddd i aint a axe murderer

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
i mean gees so i used a lighter to burn my ear hairs out ,and yes i clip hunks of my chest hairs off to mail to people on my friends list , i mean gawwwd its not like iam sending radom naked pictures out to my mfp freiends um i know in advanced who iam gonna send them too . andddd its just the sound i make when i breath hard running on the walking trail i aint really saying imma gitca imma gitca its just my lungs whistling that sounds like that , iam soo soo misunderstood and sniff snifff i got itty bitty feelings too i need friends who understand me ...........................................runs off crying slams door but leaves it a tiny bit cracked to peer through
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  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    You are hilarious!
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    Why would you want to murder axes? What did they ever do to you?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    looks back at you through the tiny itty bitty crack
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    crazy mo fo lol
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    when i breath hard running on the walking trail i aint really saying imma gitca imma gitca its just my lungs whistling

    ^ :laugh:

    Ha! :flowerforyou: I have a looooooooong Monday ahead of me - thanks for the laugh!

    - - -

    PS: redrum...
  • BubbleGumKisses
    BubbleGumKisses Posts: 156 Member
    LOL ---I think pretty much every day the weirdest thing I'll read is usually something written by you... :drinker:
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    LOL ---I think pretty much every day the weirdest thing I'll read is usually something written by you... :drinker:

    Thats just because I am not on your friend list. He is ACTING crazy. I am the real deal.
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    lol mental illness runs in my family thats why my other 18 personalities are so skinny
  • MLgarcia3
    MLgarcia3 Posts: 503
    Thanks for the early morning giggle :wink:
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    LOL ---I think pretty much every day the weirdest thing I'll read is usually something written by you... :drinker:

    Thats just because I am not on your friend list. He is ACTING crazy. I am the real deal.

    it's true, he even makes ME look sane...
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
    Your posts are hilarious, thanks for the laugh :)
  • astroub
    astroub Posts: 289 Member
    Aww thanks I needed this! Makes my Monday better....

    :laugh:
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
    you have to send me a friend request, we can swop chest hair in the post!
  • kinghavok
    kinghavok Posts: 104
    ROFL you should write short stories man. Freakin insane. Hope you all have a great day
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Awww. *I* still like you, and I like the little comments on my statuses. Have a tissue. ::hands over tissue::
  • DalexD
    DalexD Posts: 236 Member
    Paaahaha, love getting mailed chest hair :drinker:
  • Yes2HealthyAriel
    Yes2HealthyAriel Posts: 453 Member
    LOLOL thanks for the laugh man
  • DerDude
    DerDude Posts: 170
    lol mental illness runs in my family thats why my other 18 personalities are so skinny

    ouch!!! roflmao.....now I know, why I am that hungry....no I´m not....yes I am....who are you? hahaha
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    Awww. *I* still like you, and I like the little comments on my statuses. Have a tissue. ::hands over tissue::
    awww sniff sniff thankyou
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    lol Awe..
  • mamato3babies
    mamato3babies Posts: 73 Member
    :laugh: :happy: :tongue: thanks for the laugh!
  • aliceguy
    aliceguy Posts: 128 Member
    can you marry my ex girlfriend(s) for me...it would make me feel so much better about myself and prove my point to them...
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    There once was a man named yobhcir,

    and he was no slouch, no, sir!

    he mail chest hair to friends,

    and then to make amends,

    he'd send them pictures that weren't really kosher!
  • CookieCrumble
    CookieCrumble Posts: 221 Member
    You're a funny guy.... I haven't noticed you before but two posts in and now I want to start up a Fan Club for you! :bigsmile:

    It will be the British Branch though, someone else will have to manage the USA and Rest of the World. :noway:
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    can you marry my ex girlfriend(s) for me...it would make me feel so much better about myself and prove my point to them...
    buh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    i got a dr appointment at 10am i really need to find out why i dont have a high thigh gap
  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
    How's that goat working for ya?
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    loll the goats fine i put rearview mirrors on its horns
  • paulasue145
    paulasue145 Posts: 157
    am i on that list? i would like a chunk of chest hair! :laugh:
  • paulasue145
    paulasue145 Posts: 157
    You're a funny guy.... I haven't noticed you before but two posts in and now I want to start up a Fan Club for you! :bigsmile:

    It will be the British Branch though, someone else will have to manage the USA and Rest of the World. :noway:

    He totally needs a fan club! ahahahahaha!
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