Anyone try gila monster saliva yet?

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  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Did anyone add it to the food database yet? I wonder how many calories?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    If it's all the same I'll just stick with my honey badger milk......because
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    In case you're wondering, yes....it tastes like cobra \m/
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    My stepdad was prescribed this a few years ago (4+) by his primary care physician. I really dislike his doctor, he's prescribed him several different medications that are to help with weight loss (my step dad is diabetic). Yet not once has he suggested to my stepdad to exercise more and eat healthier. :angry:

    I will admit that when I found out he had been prescribed the "gila monster saliva" - I did ask him if he's supposed to stop taking it if he develops scales. HAHAHAHAHA
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    If I ate gila monster spit, I would lose my appetite too.
  • smplycomplicated
    smplycomplicated Posts: 484 Member
    if you wrestle the gila monster and make out with it to get its saliva, you burn a bunch of calories. so that's a nice bonus.

    It's a win win
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    If the gila monster is pregnant does that mean you can only eat 500 calories a day?


    You are kissing the WRONG end! :love:
  • AmyM713
    AmyM713 Posts: 594 Member
    LMAO this thread is great, bleh to saliva of any kind.
  • AprilRenewed
    AprilRenewed Posts: 691 Member
    lol, I thought this was going to be a joke thread

    I did too! That's hilarious. What's sad is there will be people that believe it!
  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
    If I ate gila monster spit, I would lose my appetite too.

    Excellent point and it should be noted that they are venomous -- a nice dose of venom would reduce food cravings in pretty much anybody.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    this is just ...
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Prediction of the next crop of threads that will pop up in the next 12 months about this stuff:

    I want it!!!, I want it!!!, where can I get it????

    Has anyone taken it!??!?, should I take it too?!?

    OMG, this is totally the only thing that will make anyone anywhere lose any weight ever!!

    How many carbs in a spoonful?

    Should I only eat the wholemeal spit or is the white spit ok too?

    My friends, well my friend's friend, well this person who works in my office knows someone who has a third cousin who lost, like 7lbs, in a week! on this stuff.

    Is it true you only lose water weigh taking it?!?

    Hellllpppp......my iiilla izzard iz bifing moi tongueeeee ..... HELPPPPP!!!

    Then the 'you should only drink less than 1200mg of spit a day' crowd will weigh in and the whole discussion will go to hell in a handbasket
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
    I'm on the synthetic version to control my diabetes and I would'nt knock it however I am on in for genuine MEDICAL REASONS not a quick fix.

    I doubt it would ever be sanctioned as a weight loss aid.

    Seriously NOT recommended for healthy people as a weight loss medicine! and licking lizards is not recommended either LOL!!
  • momtokgo
    momtokgo Posts: 446 Member
    Prediction of the next crop of threads that will pop up in the next 12 months about this stuff:

    I want it!!!, I want it!!!, where can I get it????

    Has anyone taken it!??!?, should I take it too?!?

    OMG, this is totally the only thing that will make anyone anywhere lose any weight ever!!

    How many carbs in a spoonful?

    Should I only eat the wholemeal spit or is the white spit ok too?

    My friends, well my friend's friend, well this person who works in my office knows someone who has a third cousin who lost, like 7lbs, in a week! on this stuff.

    Is it true you only lose water weigh taking it?!?

    Hellllpppp......my iiilla izzard iz bifing moi tongueeeee ..... HELPPPPP!!!

    Then the 'you should only drink less than 1200mg of spit a day' crowd will weigh in and the whole discussion will go to hell in a handbasket

    Bahahahaha. So true!
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    Hm yes this is very interesting yes science and reasons and intelligent comments *BLUUUAAAAAGHHHH*
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    I hear it tastes like snozberries.

    The snozberries taste like snozberries...

    CANDY BAR!!!!!
  • princessdracos
    princessdracos Posts: 125 Member
    I'm on the synthetic version to control my diabetes and I would'nt knock it however I am on in for genuine MEDICAL REASONS not a quick fix.

    I doubt it would ever be sanctioned as a weight loss aid.

    Seriously NOT recommended for healthy people as a weight loss medicine! and licking lizards is not recommended either LOL!!

    I used to take it, too, and I did very well on it. Too bad I lost my health insurance, right? I've actually wondered how long it would take for it to be touted as a weight-loss aid rather than a diabetes medication.

    Also, to the poster who mentioned disliking his/her father's doctor for never suggesting diet and exercise for weight loss to help with diabetes...I've been lucky that both my primary care physicians have recommended it, but their patient education skills were lacking. I've always understood that it would help, but I've been too lazy to do it. I really feel bad for those who don't understand the benefits due to lack of education from those in a position to help.

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