I hate my roommates

Last roomamate I had shaved his pubes in the bathroom sink blocking the drain by the same occasion. superb.

Good thing your out of there, and its healthy to vent. My roommates are my husband and son does that count, if so they get on my nerves too.:ohwell:

I live in a residential college, so there are 260+ of us, all put into corridor groups. Each have our own room, but ten to a bathroom, mixed sexes. This is all okay, except for the fact that I was put on the gamer corridor - and that's okay, I play video games often, know what I'm talking about in terms of game lore.. but these people take it to a whole new level.

They have screaming matches at 1am about characters and story lines, they have nerf gun wars and don't tidy up, they all do LARP (where you dress up and fight each other with swords) so our bathroom is always taken over by elf ears and suits of armor, and not to mention strange projects - the latest being watermelon helmets. The floor was so, so sticky. My shampoo and toothpaste constantly goes missing, and I their company is slightly overwhelming ): no horror stories, just they're all very passionate, and take the phrase 'nerd rage' to a new extreme.

...I do love them, but am so looking forward to moving out of my college and living by myself next semester.

I hate my boyfriend's roommate. For the past year (thank goodness not anymore), I'd basically live at my boyfriend's apartment rather than my own. We've been together for 4 years so naturally, we share our pots, pans, knives, furniture, etc. Boyfriend's roommate (who begged my bf to get an apartment w/ him) has none of the above--just a very annoying, and very messy girlfriend. They use our kitchen things and NEVER clean or wash them. If we ask them to do so, they literally use a paper towel to wipe grime off, but don't use a sponge+soap. They've ruined our nice dinner napkins by wiping up some sort of sticky, viscous goo (they said it was creme brulee...).

They never clean their bathroom so it's embarrassing when we have guests over and they use the hallway bathroom (my bf's bathroom is in his room) and it stinks and the toilet's completely black! My boyfriend and I literally are the only ones who had any part in cleaning that place, from vacuuming, dishes, dusting, etc. All they did was use our stuff and abuse our stuff.

On top of that, he'd smoke marijuana and stink up the entire place!! Whenever my boyfriend and I left, they'd light up after countless times of us telling them not too.

Oh, did I mention the many times the roommate would try to catch me after a shower or while I'm undressed when my boyfriend left the apartment? AUGH. So glad that's over!

My wife had an irritating roommate while we were dating.
Loads of dirty dishes
Steal food
Had married boyfriend over all the time.
Sleep through her TWO wake alarms. The alarms would be going continuous for hours.

I did play a dirty trick one morning.
Her alarms went off like normal. It woke me up since I was sleeping over.
Got out my old trusty ghetto blaster(boom box for those that don't know), set a timer for 5 minutes, popped in a cassette(yeah old, I know) so it would play went timer went off. I had it set to play Twisted Sister, I Wanna Rock, at full volume. It rattled the house. It also scared two dogs that were in her room. They went flying into bed with her.

My sophomore year of college I lived in a very small co-ed Christian dorm. For the most part, it was actually great and the housemates were fun.

One time, however, one of the guys (never found out who) stole a pair of my panties from my laundry basket in my room. Like, wtf? At least they were clean.

I had one room mate that was older than me, yet she couldn't clean up after herself. She would cook something and it would get on the stove and she would leave it there. Umm hello you lazy *****, wipe it up and keep it moving. GAH I can't stand a slob!

Try living with a guy that sleep walks into my room and chanting what sounds like satanic rituals into my cupboard on a regular basis.

Goodness, I feel for all you guys with awful roomates.

I've had a pretty bad one, she had a kid so lived of government support and stayed home. The kid was 2 and awesome, I'd come home from work and cook dinner, play with baby, put her in bed and then in the morning I'd let her out and give her breakfast. This arrangement worked well, the dishes got washed whilst I was at work and the house stayed fairly clean in return for less rent for the two of them. Then Housemate decided she needed a job to prove to current bf she was able to better herself and wasn't planing on mooching off him for the rest of her life. Baby went back to Dad (not the bf) and she started expecting me to clean the whole house for her because she suddenly didn't have time. Not cool, seeing as she wasn't going to pay equal rent now that we were both equally cleaning the house. THen she wanted another housemate to make rent cheaper.

I was *****ed out by her over the course of 3 months form that point. I had a boyfriend (still do, we live together now) she didn't (he dumped her anyway), I managed to save enough for a really sweet car, she got enough speeding fines to have to take a loan to pay them off. I managed to get though my work day without fearing for my job, she was constantly being warned and put on notice for unexplained sickies on the weekend and not completing her basic duties. So I left, taking all the furniture, the new housemate, full bond and the majority of our mutual friends with me.

It was a rush job so I didn't check out the new landlord so well. He has refused to refund my bond after requesting I move out so he can refurbish the whole place because he needs the money to pay to do so. It was supposed to be done before I moved in and I had been on his case for 6 months to either do it or refund half the rent until it was done. No such luck. Next stop, court and settlement.

I don't think I would ever go back to having roommates barring some sort of dire financial crisis. I love having my own place!

I live with 7 other people that all work with horses (we live on a ranch, and I work in the office). Our house reeks of horse poo, they leave the door open to let flies and other creepy crawlers in, are always "too tired" to do dishes or cleaning of ANY kind. Oh, and they start work around 4:30AM, so all the doors are slamming and echoing across the whole house.

In college, every roommate I've had (that isn't a friend of mine) has tried to convert me to Christianity. One of the first questions out of their mouths after moving in is "are you a Christian?" (which is kind of rude and nosy in my opinion). After finding out I'm not, they constantly get on me about going to their church and praying with them, and I'm really uncomfortable with it. They continue despite telling them in the nicest way possible that I'm not interested. I don't know why they care about MY religion so much, I'm not in their face about mine or anything...

Thankfully this coming quarter I'm rooming with my friends, so I won't have to put up with that

I know this topic is old but I need to vent as well. My roommate and I knew each other in high school but haven't really hung out until we were older. We moved in together and it was great at first because I was always out and about but since winter hits, I'm annoyed of her for no reason. I don't want to hang out with her every time she wants to hang out and I work 2 jobs and go to school just to avoid being home. I sometimes wish she had a boyfriend so she can leave the house and I can have the place to myself. I can't talk to anyone else about it because we have the same mutual friends. I'm at the point where I'm planning on talking to a therapist. Our lease ends in June and I did say that I want another year there but I'm thinking that I'm at the point of telling her that I don't want to sign on to another year... with her.

I have sex with mine

Oh, I remember those days...thankfully, I live alone now.

~I had a roommate whose Chihuahua loved to pee on everything...she thought it was funny and refused to even try to train him.
~She'd turn the heat up so high at night that I'd wake up with nosebleeds.
~She called me at work to bail her out of jail when she got pulled over and didn't have insurance...even though I'd just let her borrow the money to pay it.
~Her rent check bounced at least 7 times.
~Her boyfriend came to visit for a weekend...and ended up staying 3 months. So I guess he sort of became a roommate, too. He ate all of our food and drank all of our alcohol ~ he actually replaced the vodka with water and put it back in the freezer, not realizing that it would freeze. I saw him drink my mouthwash, right out of the cap. I moved out that weekend.