We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

What do you want your last words to be?

135

Replies

  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm...........................
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    god......damn........high fructose corn syrup.....


    HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    lol that's good
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    "No no, it's TOTALLY safe. Here, watch!"

    :drinker:
  • MicheleVer2
    MicheleVer2 Posts: 76
    god......damn........high fructose corn syrup.....


    HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


    Hahaha!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm...........................

    awesome! You have a pic again too!
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    "Son, remember... My dog eats her own poop sometimesssssssss..."
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    That... was... awesome.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    o man i repent for cheating on you with 45 other women in the past. jk it was your sister and cousins
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I have to fart
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    I guess landing on Europa was a bad idea after all.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Second star to the right and straight on til morning. Pls also put this on my headstone.

    Or

    Omg i havent been ****d like that since grade school

    Or

    Never settle for a life that doesnt feel like its your own.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    "You should have seen the look on your face!"
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I told you I was sick

    ^^This
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Of course it is safe, just watch me

    or

    Whatcha doing with that pillow?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "Not again John {Stamos}, I need to rest a bit." :noway:
  • KarenJean91
    KarenJean91 Posts: 283 Member
    I'm going to be all boring and serious and say, 'I love you'.

    ^this
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    no last words. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers on the bus he was driving....
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    no last words. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers on the bus he was driving....

    I just busted out laughing!!!!!!! Funny !!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MicheleVer2
    MicheleVer2 Posts: 76
    "Not again John {Stamos}, I need to rest a bit." :noway:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Can I be on top now??
  • MicheleVer2
    MicheleVer2 Posts: 76
    no last words. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers on the bus he was driving....


    Hahahah! Good one! :laugh:
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    AND THEN MY FRIEND YOU DIE MAN!!
  • Susabelle64
    Susabelle64 Posts: 207 Member
    "I told you I was sick"
  • Susabelle64
    Susabelle64 Posts: 207 Member
    o man i repent for cheating on you with 45 other women in the past. jk it was your sister and cousins

    for your sake I hope it isnt a false alarm because if it is you will be wishing you had died! LOL
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    Wanna come with me? :wink:
  • mamamudbug
    mamamudbug Posts: 572 Member
    "Not again John {Stamos}, I need to rest a bit." :noway:

    :laugh:
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
    "I think I just sharted"
  • Nick_nukem
    Nick_nukem Posts: 19 Member
    "Is it the green or the blue wire?"
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    Phuck yeah!!! \m/
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    What's this button do?
This discussion has been closed.

Categories