I like lamp

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  • jessewessy1990
    jessewessy1990 Posts: 67 Member
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    I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
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    Trent Steel: "So where to eat? You like Thai?"
    Max Power (Homer Simpson): "Tie good. You like shirt?"

    Me fail English? That's unpossible!

    ^what you reminded me of^
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Want a peanut?
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    LAMP= Loose Anal Manipulation & Penetration...

    NICE

    What the....WHAT?!

    :noway: Loose?
  • dawnrenee567
    dawnrenee567 Posts: 292 Member
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    I don't know if you know this...but I'm kind of a big deal.
  • dcjackson50
    dcjackson50 Posts: 196
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    "Periods attract bears"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    "Periods attract bears"

    I thought it was just sharks...hmm...learn something new every day...
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    I like candy.
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
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    What does..... oh, look a bunny
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
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    Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee
  • Patovader
    Patovader Posts: 439 Member
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    They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
  • karenwill2
    karenwill2 Posts: 604 Member
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    I ate your chocolate squirrel.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    I'm trapped in A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION!
  • parteegirl01
    parteegirl01 Posts: 84
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    "Periods attract bears"

    I thought it was just sharks...hmm...learn something new every day...

    They can smell the menstruation!

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