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lovedtorun
lovedtorun Posts: 75
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I know this is kind of a silly place to ask this but You MFPers are great people. So I wanna ask... What do you think a great monthly special should I run for June. Im sick of the same boring things. I offer massage therapy, reflexology, trigger point and hot stone massage.

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  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
    free happy ending







    you knew it was coming
  • lovedtorun
    lovedtorun Posts: 75
    Ha Ha! Your not the first person to say that! Keep wishing like every other man out there :)
  • Dr_B_Fit
    Dr_B_Fit Posts: 2
    Well what do you usually run? I think a punch card with buy five get one free or one half price is a good deal! Keeps people coming back and if they don't you already got paid! Or something to do with Father's day...buy one for Dad, get one for mom half price.
  • steadk
    steadk Posts: 334 Member
    not sure if this is reflexology or not, but a "cool" scent?? our spa at my work is doing a wrap special with specific scents for each month of the summer
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    I'm not a man and I'd probs be down with whatever arrangement that would com eup with, too. then again, I'm one of those obnoxious massage lovers who has to stop from making inappropriate noises the second your hands hit my skin.

    But back to the question at hand (ha!), June specials... Hm. When getting one massage, getting a certain percentage off the next one when you book before you leave? That's probably pretty standard though. I'm probably not much help here, I prowl Groupon for massage deals until I find someone I'm really happy with.
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    free happy ending







    you knew it was coming


    Nice pun. And it does happen... he doesn't have to wish
  • lovedtorun
    lovedtorun Posts: 75
    free happy ending







    you knew it was coming


    Nice pun. And it does happen... he doesn't have to wish

    It does happen. But not in this office. I dont know why anyone would want to risk their career/life on that crap! It also makes us good massage therapist look bad. Good thing I can handle a joke :)
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    free happy ending







    you knew it was coming


    Nice pun. And it does happen... he doesn't have to wish

    It does happen. But not in this office. I dont know why anyone would want to risk their career/life on that crap! It also makes us good massage therapist look bad. Good thing I can handle a joke :)

    I wasn't insulting you, just stating a fact.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Good thing I can handle a joke :)

    And...nevermind, no more puns.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    free happy ending







    you knew it was coming


    Nice pun. And it does happen... he doesn't have to wish

    It does happen. But not in this office. I dont know why anyone would want to risk their career/life on that crap! It also makes us good massage therapist look bad. Good thing I can handle a joke :)

    You should make your sense of humor a tentpole for your next advertising campaign.
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    Hahahahaha.. how bout offer some free hand lotion or a free BJ (back Rub).. lmao.. joking
    oh wait, this isnt a place for a sense of humor.. IM out

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  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Ha Ha! Your not the first person to say that! Keep wishing like every other man out there :)

    Wait.....don't some women like happy endings too?
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Ha Ha! Your not the first person to say that! Keep wishing like every other man out there :)

    Wait.....don't some women like happy endings too?

    That is a dirty lie!
  • lovedtorun
    lovedtorun Posts: 75
    Jacki I knew you werent insulting me. ALOT of massage therapist dont handle joking around about their profession. I was raised around a bunch of boys! So Im used to all the dirty talk. Anyway.. Thanks you to everyone for the advice. I think Ill run a fathers day special.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Jacki I knew you werent insulting me. ALOT of massage therapist dont handle joking around about their profession. I was raised around a bunch of boys! So Im used to all the dirty talk. Anyway.. Thanks you to everyone for the advice. I think Ill run a fathers day special.

    I wouldn't recommend a Happy Endings special for Fathers Day. That just seems....disrespectful.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    2 for 1. I hate going by myself. It's always more fun to make a day of it with lunch. Maybe check out a restaurant near you and see if they want to run a special with you.
    Or do you go to them? Maybe spa party like Tupperware. I'd do that.

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