I like perfectly average girls
VenomousDuck
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I like them plain and average. Not Amish looking, but simply dressed, little makeup.
I like them to have good child bearing hips and not worry too much about exercise.
And they don't need to buy expensive extras like tons of shoes or 20 pairs of sunglasses.
I mean, I can tint the kitchen window one time! save tons of money.
I like them to have good child bearing hips and not worry too much about exercise.
And they don't need to buy expensive extras like tons of shoes or 20 pairs of sunglasses.
I mean, I can tint the kitchen window one time! save tons of money.
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Doesn't sound average enough to be honest...0
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if you all know me.....
then you know.....0 -
if you all know me.....
then you know.....
Yup. So wrong in all the right ways.0 -
IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.0
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Well, you can play with my x-box. she lives in my x-house0
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Wow, you sound just like my hubby.... Wait, am I married to you?0
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Average girls aren't for me - I like them the awesomer the better (yea it's a word...since 3 seconds ago)0
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The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
A nice B-C cup.
Between size 14 and 18.
Nice hips to grab onto.
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...
Sounds averagely perfect for me...0 -
I LOVE this topic!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.
This made me chuckle...I think I'm in love...LOL0 -
I don't even like this topic and I posted it. (as a lark)0
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The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
A nice B-C cup.
Between size 14 and 18.
Nice hips to grab onto.
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...
Sounds averagely perfect for me...
I am a size 9 now, but otherwise, your dream woman...........0 -
dang gale... you so are!!!!
MARIO!!!!!0 -
The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
A nice B-C cup.
Between size 14 and 18.
Nice hips to grab onto.
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...
Sounds averagely perfect for me...
aaaaawwwwwwwww0 -
I make great sammiches.
and will fetch beers (one for myself, too, of course!)0 -
I like my women strong and hairy.
5'-5'1"
Strong woodsy smell.
Able to hunt with her hands.0 -
I can NOT wait to be AVERAGE!!!! lol0
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IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.
This. This answer is perfect.0 -
I am a size 9 now, but otherwise, your dream woman...........
Hey Gale, have I given you my number yet?
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plenty of average girls here http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/0
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plenty of average girls here http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
They are not average. They are INCREDIBLE.0 -
The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
A nice B-C cup.
Between size 14 and 18.
Nice hips to grab onto.
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...
Sounds averagely perfect for me...
I am a size 9 now, but otherwise, your dream woman...........
Gale, I totally thought of you when reading this, but knew the size wasn't yours! LOL0 -
Lets see.........
The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height. (I am 5'9")
A nice B-C cup. (34 C)
Between size 14 and 18. (Size 9 - oh well)
Nice hips to grab onto. (Definitely have THOSE)
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore. (was a swimmer and gymnast in school)
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt. (Only did I recently find it, but it's there)
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin. (Brown hair, brown eyes - whoops, I am Italian, not pale at all)
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation. (I have BIG lips, and am ALWAYS chewing gum, or have a lollipop or biting my lips)
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking... (food and wine go with the Italian thing, Sarcasm is both my greatest attribute and my biggest downfall, Music and art and photography are essential to my happiness, and to be able to wander through the woods and get close to nature and just bask in the sun and the smells is as close to heaven as I think one can get.)0 -
"like them to have good child bearing hips and not worry too much about exercise."
That part made me LOL because it sounded like somethign Dwight Schrute said
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The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
A nice B-C cup.
Between size 14 and 18.
Nice hips to grab onto.
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...
Sounds averagely perfect for me...
You cannot have my wife............GTFO!0 -
Lets see.........
The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height. (I am 5'9")
A nice B-C cup. (34 C)
Between size 14 and 18. (Size 9 - oh well)
Nice hips to grab onto. (Definitely have THOSE)
Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore. (was a swimmer and gymnast in school)
Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt. (Only did I recently find it, but it's there)
Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin. (Brown hair, brown eyes - whoops, I am Italian, not pale at all)
Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation. (I have BIG lips, and am ALWAYS chewing gum, or have a lollipop or biting my lips)
Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking... (food and wine go with the Italian thing, Sarcasm is both my greatest attribute and my biggest downfall, Music and art and photography are essential to my happiness, and to be able to wander through the woods and get close to nature and just bask in the sun and the smells is as close to heaven as I think one can get.)
Hmmm... I think I could go down all the way to a size 8, if need be.
Nice pale skin is very nice to contrast with my caramel one, specially since it gets much darker during the summer; but, hey, it's also negotiable since I've yet to find this rare unicorn of a woman to be mine, and mine only.0 -
Not average enough. Sorry.
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