I like perfectly average girls

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VenomousDuck
VenomousDuck Posts: 206
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I like them plain and average. Not Amish looking, but simply dressed, little makeup.

I like them to have good child bearing hips and not worry too much about exercise.

And they don't need to buy expensive extras like tons of shoes or 20 pairs of sunglasses.

I mean, I can tint the kitchen window one time! save tons of money.
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  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Doesn't sound average enough to be honest...
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
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    if you all know me.....
    then you know.....
  • susannahcooks
    susannahcooks Posts: 294 Member
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    if you all know me.....
    then you know.....

    Yup. So wrong in all the right ways.
  • GermanicKnight
    GermanicKnight Posts: 445
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    IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
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    Well, you can play with my x-box. she lives in my x-house
  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
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    Wow, you sound just like my hubby.... Wait, am I married to you?
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    Average girls aren't for me - I like them the awesomer the better (yea it's a word...since 3 seconds ago)
  • Indy_Cent
    Indy_Cent Posts: 45
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    The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
    A nice B-C cup.
    Between size 14 and 18.
    Nice hips to grab onto.
    Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
    Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
    Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
    Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.

    Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...

    Sounds averagely perfect for me...
  • frixtine
    frixtine Posts: 965 Member
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    I LOVE this topic!!!!!!!!!!!

    :love:
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,926 Member
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    IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.

    This made me chuckle...I think I'm in love...LOL
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
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    I don't even like this topic and I posted it. (as a lark)
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
    A nice B-C cup.
    Between size 14 and 18.
    Nice hips to grab onto.
    Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
    Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
    Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
    Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.

    Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...

    Sounds averagely perfect for me...

    I am a size 9 now, but otherwise, your dream woman...........
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
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    dang gale... you so are!!!!

    MARIO!!!!!
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    The perfect woman for me is 5'8'' to 5'10'' in height.
    A nice B-C cup.
    Between size 14 and 18.
    Nice hips to grab onto.
    Beautiful legs, with plenty thighs to explore.
    Hmmm... a nice, bubble-butt.
    Brunette, brown eyes. White, silky skin.
    Nice, red lips and with somewhat of an oral fixation.

    Enjoys good food, wine, sarcasm, music, art, hiking...

    Sounds averagely perfect for me...

    aaaaawwwwwwwww
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,740 Member
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    I make great sammiches.

    and will fetch beers (one for myself, too, of course!)
  • chelsa1986
    chelsa1986 Posts: 71
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    I like my women strong and hairy.
    5'-5'1"
    Strong woodsy smell.
    Able to hunt with her hands.
  • anewlife4me8610
    anewlife4me8610 Posts: 91 Member
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    I can NOT wait to be AVERAGE!!!! lol
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    IF she cuddles, lets me eat bacon, lets me play with her (o)(o)'s, between 4'11" and 6'10", and can look at herself in the mirror and say 'I love myself', I would swoon.

    This. This answer is perfect.
  • Indy_Cent
    Indy_Cent Posts: 45
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    I am a size 9 now, but otherwise, your dream woman...........

    Hey Gale, have I given you my number yet?
    :wink:

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