POLL: Boulders in Christmas Stockings - still sexy?

CoryIda
CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
According to the awesomeness that comprises my friends list, boobs are beautiful no matter the shape or size.

This apparently includes standard sized rocks in socks and the larger variety (like I have), boulders in Christmas stockings.

Gotta love gravity and deflation following massive weight loss and breastfeeding a child, right? :tongue:

What do you think?

rocksinsocks.jpg

Is that sexy?

Discuss...
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  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
  • whiplashpcw
    whiplashpcw Posts: 125 Member
    If they are attached to you. YES they are sexy because YOU are sexy :)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    YOU are sexy

    /thread
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Really I just wanted an opportunity to post that picture. :)
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    I disagree. I hate my boobs. :(
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Sexy because if you are naked in front of the guy it means he can play with them
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
    No I didn't!

    I'm a pale girl - they aren't that much darker than the rest of my skin - it's sort of where the toe crease is on the socks. :)
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,465 Member
    Are you really a mannequin with no head? You look way better in your profile pic.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Are you really a mannequin with no head? You look way better in your profile pic.
    I don't have arms either. I totally Photoshopped them into my profile pic. :)
  • whiplashpcw
    whiplashpcw Posts: 125 Member
    I disagree. I hate my boobs. :(

    On a man they are Moobs :)
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,280 Member
    Sexy because if you are naked in front of the guy it means he can play with them

    Truth.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Cory girl YOU are sexy and any man standing in front of you while you're naked will be damned lucky.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I think your comparison is illogical and therefore your findings are null and void. Boobs are sexy, especially the closer they are to the moneybox. Your mannequin does not have a money box, therefore her socks are not sexy.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I think your comparison is illogical and therefore your findings are null and void. Boobs are sexy, especially the closer they are to the moneybox. Your mannequin does not have a money box, therefore her socks are not sexy.
    She's a special mannequin. I had to crop her moneybox so it would be forum appropriate. :)
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,465 Member
    moneybox

    I'm gonna have to add that to the vocab.
  • Grandysl
    Grandysl Posts: 189 Member
    bump
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
    No I didn't!

    I'm a pale girl - they aren't that much darker than the rest of my skin - it's sort of where the toe crease is on the socks. :)

    In that case, you're perfect.

    Boobs don't make a woman sexy; they merely add to the allure.

    You are sexy because you are beautiful, strong, capable, intelligent, and a whole plethora of other wonderful adjectives.

    I've seen plenty of breast cancer survivors, who have had double mastectomies, become even more sexy then they ever were before they had their breasts removed. Their resolve to survive and overcome their adversity trumps having boobs -- small, big, deflated, saggy, perky, or otherwise -- any day of the week.

    It's the fire within a person that truly sets them apart. I see that vividly burning in you.

    You're gorgeous, Cory. Embrace it.
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082 Member
    moneybox

    I'm gonna have to add that to the vocab.



    Looks like the laser work was very professional. :bigsmile:
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082 Member
    To the OP, When you've got it, flaunt it. And girl, you've got it!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
    No I didn't!

    I'm a pale girl - they aren't that much darker than the rest of my skin - it's sort of where the toe crease is on the socks. :)

    In that case, you're perfect.

    Boobs don't make a woman sexy; they merely add to the allure.

    You are sexy because you are beautiful, strong, capable, intelligent, and a whole plethora of other wonderful adjectives.

    I've seen plenty of breast cancer survivors, who have had double mastectomies, become even more sexy then they ever were before they had their breasts removed. Their resolve to survive and overcome their adversity trumps having boobs -- small, big, deflated, saggy, perky, or otherwise -- any day of the week.

    It's the fire within a person that truly sets them apart. I see that vividly burning in you.

    You're gorgeous, Cory. Embrace it.
    Elle, I think I'm in love with you. Your BF won't mind sharing, will he???
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,393 Member
    Any shape, any size. in my face, you get a prize
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Any shape, any size. in my face, you get a prize
    Woot!

    Rhyming FTW!
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
    No I didn't!

    I'm a pale girl - they aren't that much darker than the rest of my skin - it's sort of where the toe crease is on the socks. :)

    In that case, you're perfect.

    Boobs don't make a woman sexy; they merely add to the allure.

    You are sexy because you are beautiful, strong, capable, intelligent, and a whole plethora of other wonderful adjectives.

    I've seen plenty of breast cancer survivors, who have had double mastectomies, become even more sexy then they ever were before they had their breasts removed. Their resolve to survive and overcome their adversity trumps having boobs -- small, big, deflated, saggy, perky, or otherwise -- any day of the week.

    It's the fire within a person that truly sets them apart. I see that vividly burning in you.

    You're gorgeous, Cory. Embrace it.
    Elle, I think I'm in love with you. Your BF won't mind sharing, will he???

    Everyone wants my woman....
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:
    No I didn't!

    I'm a pale girl - they aren't that much darker than the rest of my skin - it's sort of where the toe crease is on the socks. :)

    In that case, you're perfect.

    Boobs don't make a woman sexy; they merely add to the allure.

    You are sexy because you are beautiful, strong, capable, intelligent, and a whole plethora of other wonderful adjectives.

    I've seen plenty of breast cancer survivors, who have had double mastectomies, become even more sexy then they ever were before they had their breasts removed. Their resolve to survive and overcome their adversity trumps having boobs -- small, big, deflated, saggy, perky, or otherwise -- any day of the week.

    It's the fire within a person that truly sets them apart. I see that vividly burning in you.

    You're gorgeous, Cory. Embrace it.
    Elle, I think I'm in love with you. Your BF won't mind sharing, will he???

    Everyone want's my woman....
    Yes, but not everyone is a 5'10" redhead with boulders in christmas stockings.
    I am; therefore, you should share. :)
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    You forgot the nipples.

    How could you? :sad:

    AND the belly button. :laugh:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,465 Member
    Everyone wants my woman....

    Just for one night.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Everyone wants my woman....
    Just for one night.
    I don't want her at night. I want her during the day so there is plenty of light. :)
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    Everyone wants my woman....
    Just for one night.
    I don't want her at night. I want her during the day so there is plenty of light. :)


    :blushing:

    So, Cory, the general consensus is that you're sexy as hell.

    OK?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Everyone wants my woman....
    Just for one night.
    I don't want her at night. I want her during the day so there is plenty of light. :)
    :blushing:

    So, Cory, the general consensus is that you're sexy as hell.

    OK?
    Well, as long as YOU think I am, I'm okay with that.

    This post was really more of a poll for boobs in general, though.

    Good in all shapes and sizes, right?
  • kuregisto
    kuregisto Posts: 122 Member
    This post was really more of a poll for boobs in general, though.

    Good in all shapes and sizes, right?
    Yes.

    ... and tattoos as a little window dressing are pretty awesome, too.
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