I like, um...verbing?

sktllmdrhmz
sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
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I don't think that's what you call it, but I like it when someone takes something you say and turns it into an innuendo or euphemism by making one of the nouns a verb.

Simple Example: "I need to run over to Home Depot and pick up some lumber."

The person would then reply: "I'll Home YOUR Depot."

Anybody else do this? Anybody got any good ones?

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  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    my husband does that and no he doesnt have good ones
  • Bridge_CG
    Bridge_CG Posts: 429 Member
    Me :(
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Me :(

    Why the frowny face?
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
    haha i love it.

    I'd love to make your noun a verb ;D
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    I'm going to start working this back into my daily repartee. It just doesn't happen enough.

    When I was like 13 I went to a church camp and we had to sing typical churchy songs. The worst of which was "If you're happy and you know it" clap your hands or whatever got chosen for this verse.

    So in the barracks one night 50 thirteen year old kids were making fun of the song and I got up and started dancing and singing if you're horny and you know it shake your *kitten*.

    Unbeknownst to me, our counselor was right beyond me. Curmudgeonly old *kitten*. He said....

    ....

    wait for it....

    ....

    "I'll horny YOUR *kitten*"

    Once the laughter subsided, we never saw him again. True story.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    haha i love it.

    I'd love to make your noun a verb ;D

    It's a date! :bigsmile:
  • MizSaz
    MizSaz Posts: 445 Member
    My boyfriend and I do this daily in conversation. I'm pretty sure it's entirely my fault. ;)
  • megmo_7
    megmo_7 Posts: 98 Member
    haha i love it.

    I'd love to make your noun a verb ;D

    It's a date! :bigsmile:

    Haha this is too funny. I needed a chuckle.
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm going to start working this back into my daily repartee. It just doesn't happen enough.

    When I was like 13 I went to a church camp and we had to sing typical churchy songs. The worst of which was "If you're happy and you know it" clap your hands or whatever got chosen for this verse.

    So in the barracks one night 50 thirteen year old kids were making fun of the song and I got up and started dancing and singing if you're horny and you know it shake your *kitten*.

    Unbeknownst to me, our counselor was right beyond me. Curmudgeonly old *kitten*. He said....

    ....

    wait for it....

    ....

    "I'll horny YOUR *kitten*"

    Once the laughter subsided, we never saw him again. True story.

    In bed with my husband reading our ipads & Im shaking the bed laughing at this! He's pissed!
  • Bridge_CG
    Bridge_CG Posts: 429 Member
    Me :(

    Why the frowny face?


    Because all of my friends think i'm a pervert. Hahahaha
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
    Anytime I talk about work, my husband turns my sentence into a freaknasty act.

    "We had to roll a lot of hose today"... "I'd roll YOUR hose."
    "I ended up pulling the trash line."... "I'd pull YOUR trash line."

    This happens every day in my house.
  • Mina133842
    Mina133842 Posts: 1,573 Member
    hubs does that one, and he also does this other one...no suggestive innuendo to it though

    random conversation, and you say something that sounds different.....a "phrase" of sorts
    "I was in a band called (insert phrase)."
  • atjays
    atjays Posts: 797 Member
    "I put the hammer in the drawer"

    "I'm about to put a hammer in your *kitten*" ....
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    my husband does that and no he doesnt have good ones

    lol
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    my mother would always do it as threats

    "Adults are talking go to your room"
    "but i wanted some juice"
    "i'll juice you!"
  • thatawesomechick82
    thatawesomechick82 Posts: 132 Member
    I got you Verbing right here. . . ;)
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    lol yep...love it :) I know its not exactly verbing BUT love....

    Thats what she said lines , makes me giggle.
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    My friend and I have a whole list that pertain to fast food restaurants.

    They might not be good but our favorite two were:

    I'll Jack in your Box

    AND

    I'll Taco your John
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I'll put white in your Castle :laugh:
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    I'll put white in your Castle :laugh:

    Haha that was another of our faves...TOTALLY forgot about it though!
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Thats just awesome :wink:
  • REET420
    REET420 Posts: 160 Member
    my mother would always do it as threats

    "Adults are talking go to your room"
    "but i wanted some juice"
    "i'll juice you!"

    My mom used to do the same. This made me laugh so hard my eyes are watering

    She wanted to ask my sister once for a bag when we were kids she yelled my sister's name and my sister replied " What"

    Mom " Just get up and get a garbage bag and don't what me"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I got you Verbing right here. . . ;)

    Oh, my! :D

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