Worst/Best Pickup line that was used on you...

CountryDevil
CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
edited December 20 in Chit-Chat
This topic came up recently with a group of friends. Some of the responses were hilarious. So what was the best/worse pickup line that was used on you?

Mine - "So.... I hear you like vagina.... wanna dance?" (True story)

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  • SaucyPeas
    SaucyPeas Posts: 52 Member
    Okay..I cant remember any used on me But I have two that I used that are most likely super cheesy.

    1. Do you want to see my Boobie? With a nice big come **** me smile. Guys usually would grin ear to ear and say "Yes" and then I would show them my Tattoo Bumble Bee on my boob.

    2. Have you ever eaten/licked frog legs? Guys are usually like Heck No. Then I would flash my frog tattoo on my leg and say "wanna try some".

    Yeah I know...hangs head.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Okay..I cant remember any used on me But I have two that I used that are most likely super cheesy.

    1. Do you want to see my Boobie? With a nice big come **** me smile. Guys usually would grin ear to ear and say "Yes" and then I would show them my Tattoo Bumble Bee on my boob.

    2. Have you ever eaten/licked frog legs? Guys are usually like Heck No. Then I would flash my frog tattoo on my leg and say "wanna try some".

    Yeah I know...hangs head.

    Must have proof of said tattoos... ;)
  • Katiemarie4488
    Katiemarie4488 Posts: 242 Member
    Remind me to comment on this after 5pm... LOL I dont think my response would be approporiate on a work computer lol
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
    "Do you know who I am?"

    He was a scrub on my large university's football team.
  • ilovesparkle
    ilovesparkle Posts: 127 Member
    You're so much prettier than my wife. :)
  • Audddua
    Audddua Posts: 176 Member
    When I was 15 years old I was my mother's DD; I would sit at the corner of the bar in a booth reading and doing my homework while she drank with her friends. One day this CREEPY old man (who could have been my grandfather) thrust a bottle of pills in my face and asked if I was interested. I replied with, "ummmm I don't do drugs". Then he turned the bottle around so I could read the prescription and he said, "They're for me hunny" and it was a bottle of Viagra. :sick: I let out a squeak, gathered my things, and bolted out the door in record time. I refused to DD for my mother again after that!
  • ilovesparkle
    ilovesparkle Posts: 127 Member
    When I was 15 years old I was my mother's DD; I would sit at the corner of the bar in a booth reading and doing my homework while she drank with her friends. One day this CREEPY old man (who could have been my grandfather) thrust a bottle of pills in my face and asked if I was interested. I replied with, "ummmm I don't do drugs". Then he turned the bottle around so I could read the prescription and he said, "They're for me hunny" and it was a bottle of Viagra. :sick: I let out a squeak, gathered my things, and bolted out the door in record time. I refused to DD for my mother again after that!


    Ew.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Come on there has to be some good ones out there... lets hear them...
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
    I like the way you clean those windows, you can come give me a bath any time...

    This was when I was working in this restaurant after high school, and came from a lady in her 70s or 80s.
  • Audddua
    Audddua Posts: 176 Member
    I like the way you clean those windows, you can come give me a bath any time...

    This was when I was working in this restaurant after high school, and came from a lady in her 70s or 80s.

    BAHAHA why is it funny when a little old lady uses a pickup line on a young guy and gross when it's an old man and a young girl??

    I'm making a mental note of that little gem so I can bust that out in 50 years because I'm going to be the most inappropriate little old lady ever (it's important to have goals in life right?)
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