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mistylovesmusic
mistylovesmusic Posts: 147
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Your in bed with a bear who's in full on hybernation? No matter how much you nudge him, he doesn't wake from his snoring to realize he's interrupting your limited and much needed beauty sleep?
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  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
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    You sound like my wife...
  • missoularocks
    missoularocks Posts: 372 Member
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    yes! the trick is to fall asleep BEFORE him. If not, you're screwed. lol
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
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    yes! the trick is to fall asleep BEFORE him. If not, you're screwed. lol

    even that does not work for me
  • jenniet04
    jenniet04 Posts: 1,054 Member
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    I kick him and make him roll over. I've tried to be nice and it doesn't work. Although I don't have room to talk because I snore worse than he does.
  • tobykang
    tobykang Posts: 24
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    I feel your pain. I sleep with a white noise machine by my head - not kidding!
  • mistylovesmusic
    mistylovesmusic Posts: 147
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    I've been told to pinch his nose shut... Wonder if that works? Sounds cruel but hey, I need all the beauty sleep i can get!
  • GetFitNowKrystal
    GetFitNowKrystal Posts: 71 Member
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    Give him a kick or shake him. haha.
  • PhoebeC123
    PhoebeC123 Posts: 28
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    I like the sound of snoring. It's rhythmic and soothing.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    I've been told to pinch his nose shut... Wonder if that works? Sounds cruel but hey, I need all the beauty sleep i can get!

    It works :smile:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
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    If his snoring problem is serious, he may need to have a sleep study done. It's possible he needs to be using a C-PAP machine (breathing apparatus for people with severe snoring/sleep apnea).
  • Gwenski
    Gwenski Posts: 348 Member
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    umm.. send him to sleep clinic and see if he has sleep apnea?
  • tobykang
    tobykang Posts: 24
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    I also do the pretend I'm having a bad dream kicking then when he wakes up to look at me I pretend that I'm asleep :) ahhh the thing married couples do!
  • shel1103
    shel1103 Posts: 189 Member
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    I've been told to pinch his nose shut... Wonder if that works? Sounds cruel but hey, I need all the beauty sleep i can get!

    It works :smile:

    It makes him choke a little, but he learns to shut up pretty fast. LOL
  • dirtbikegirl5
    dirtbikegirl5 Posts: 391 Member
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    Solutions:
    Breathe Right nasal strips.
    Sleep clinic to find out why he is snoring. (could be serious)

    If I wake up in the middle of the night and my husband is snoring, I will go sleep on the couch. Our couch is really comfortable and my husband understands that I need to get some sleep.
  • krbates84
    krbates84 Posts: 96 Member
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    Ear plugs!
  • SherryGbaby
    SherryGbaby Posts: 50
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    every single night! but since he has started to lose weight its gotten much better
  • mistylovesmusic
    mistylovesmusic Posts: 147
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    I also do the pretend I'm having a bad dream kicking then when he wakes up to look at me I pretend that I'm asleep :) ahhh the thing married couples do!

    This literally made me laugh out loud! I will have to remember this technique for sure! lol
  • KellyKAG
    KellyKAG Posts: 418
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    Breath Right Nasal strips are the only reason I have not suffocated my husband with his own pillow thus far.
  • taglientep
    taglientep Posts: 338 Member
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    question is.....why isnt he inside of u first?? BING! OHHHH
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    WOMEN SNORE TOO.....Trust me, I know.

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