Only One Pound

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amanda8o
amanda8o Posts: 352 Member
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Only One Pound


Hello, do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat,
And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!

Definitely need to read this to myself when I feel my weight loss is going to slow!

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  • eatkinso
    eatkinso Posts: 14 Member
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    This will go on my fridge...
  • avavin_ac
    avavin_ac Posts: 10
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    This is awesome! Love this!....I agree...it's going on the fridge!
  • FluttershySweetie
    FluttershySweetie Posts: 216 Member
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    Love it!!
  • stepharega
    stepharega Posts: 211 Member
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    hmm.. im gonna start striving for ONE POUNDERS at a time. maybe that will boost it up a bit!!!
  • kuunsilta
    kuunsilta Posts: 126 Member
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    I like this haha
  • heretic911
    heretic911 Posts: 66 Member
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    Thanks for sharing this. I needed the boost:)
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
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    Gosh, that is so true. Shame on me for being guilty of this!
  • wed30
    wed30 Posts: 47 Member
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    Like this.
  • ishtar13
    ishtar13 Posts: 528 Member
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    Thanks for this!
  • LilSomethin
    LilSomethin Posts: 545 Member
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    <3 it
  • jaqiswany
    jaqiswany Posts: 76
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    fab.....it will go on my fridge too, thanks
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    THANK YOU!! I will DEFINITELY be sharing this with others when they weigh in!!
    :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • jcharlotte
    jcharlotte Posts: 24 Member
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    That is so adorable, I love that, everyone in my house loved this:)
  • soehlerking
    soehlerking Posts: 589 Member
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    :) this brightened my day.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    I only want to lose 1 pound (per week) for the next how many weeks. : )

    I like your topic... Pretty groovy.... :smile:
  • Rmfowler1990
    Rmfowler1990 Posts: 83 Member
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    I thought this post was going to be one about complaining about only losing a pound. And of course I was going to add my 2 cents. I'm SO glad it's this instead, how encouraging -- it makes me proud that i've lost A POUND (just one so far!).

    Thanks for sharing!
  • abbysmommy7
    abbysmommy7 Posts: 211 Member
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    Pray to lose just one pound for weigh in tomorow.... just one at least please its all I want.

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