Whats the best way to be creepy?

MassiveDelta
MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
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If anyone wanted to know...:indifferent: Please explain how you do it.
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  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    Good luck finding a creeper to explain this one
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    You just gave yourself the answer by creating this topic bro!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Thats good!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm typing one-handed right now.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    You just gave yourself the answer by creating this topic bro!

    I see what you did there calling me bro...That is creepy
  • njmp
    njmp Posts: 277 Member
    Yup, it usually starts off by someone saying something like "I'm not trying to be creepy but..." For example, "your daughter has a great rack".
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
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    ^ HILARIOUS! LOL :laugh:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Show pictures of bacon, abs and the "V" to make them come to you , then bang fire away...
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    I'm typing one-handed right now.


    :laugh: multitasking?
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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  • obolton756
    obolton756 Posts: 261 Member
    ironanimal... its 11:30 at night.. i'm about to go to sleep... pretty sure what you posted will succeed in giving me nightmares! lol
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    You just gave yourself the answer by creating this topic bro!

    I see what you did there calling me bro...That is creepy

    I just showed you another way to be creepy as you asked lol
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Catch her eye while devouring a banana and giggling. works like a charm but only if you dont break eye contact
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Catch her eye while devouring a banana and giggling. works like a charm but only if you dont break eye contact

    That sounds hot :laugh:
  • Davebwg
    Davebwg Posts: 9 Member
    frown?
  • 115perfection
    115perfection Posts: 109 Member
    Wear sunglasses to stare at boobs with ease.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Maggots on a leg are creepy.

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  • mlewon
    mlewon Posts: 343 Member
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    THIS.

    Then slowly lower the binoculars, and wink :wink:
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Show pictures of bacon, abs and the "V" to make them come to you , then bang fire away...
    You had me at bacon...
  • ambitious01
    ambitious01 Posts: 209 Member
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    And the winner is ^^^^
  • cardiokitten
    cardiokitten Posts: 401 Member
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  • Angelie28
    Angelie28 Posts: 197 Member
    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
  • BetterThanExpected
    BetterThanExpected Posts: 104 Member
    Oh, you know, give too much unwanted attention to whoever you're trying to creep out. Sexual innuendos, won't leave them alone, basically crossing over into stalker territory is the best way to be creepy. I don't suggest it though. Because it's creepy. :laugh:
  • jdploki70
    jdploki70 Posts: 343
    Wear sunglasses to stare at boobs with ease.
    that's not creepy, that's just good sound advice...

    when you talk to her, say her name, slowly, repeatedly. Like, every third word. that always creeps me out.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Some old guy approached my cousin in a grocery store and told her that he could sell her 2 year old daughter for a million dollars in Sudan because, "they love those blondes".

    THAT is creepy.
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
    Find a large group of psychotic fangirls and stand outside of a room like this. 10779-1c1xvbovu1.jpg
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    Yup, it usually starts off by someone saying something like "I'm not trying to be creepy but..." For example, "your daughter has a great rack".

    THIS! Every time I have had someone say "I'm not trying to be creepy but...." It's always followed by something VERY creepy.
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    Send her a picture of goatse.

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