Whats the best way to be creepy?

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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Offering free mustache rides. It never works, trust me.
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
    grow a mustache

    hang out with people who are 1/3 of your age

    wear jogging pants

    eat large pieces of meat in public..haha no clue where that one just came from...

    call every one you see honey or sweetie and be overly touchy

    For this site, I'd say create a fake hot female profile and act like a legitimate weight loss hero who dropped 200 lbs but in fact you are a 200 lbs guy with the above qualities
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
    Say that didn't happen
  • vfnmoody
    vfnmoody Posts: 271 Member
    just keep looking even when they spot you.
    Nothing says Creepy Guy like eye contact
  • crobl
    crobl Posts: 380
    You could always ask a woman to become the mother of your children on a first date :)
    Say that didn't happen


    it has....
  • Glucocorticoid
    Glucocorticoid Posts: 867 Member
    Is it really so hard to be creepy? Allow me to demonstrate.
    ironanimal... its 11:30 at night.. i'm about to go to sleep... pretty sure what you posted will succeed in giving me nightmares! lol

    Hey! You're Irish! I love Irish people. My cousin is half Irish. You're so cool! Don't Irish people drink a lot?
    Anyway, we should go out drinking together sometime. I know you're a bit young and it's going to be long distance because I'm in the states, but I really think we can make this work. I have it all planned out actually. Just accept my friend request and we'll talk about it.
    P.S. Wow! I was just randomly browsing on Kayak.com and I noticed flight tickets to Ireland are only $600. What a bargain right?!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?

    I would, but you'd have a hard time getting a ring on my left hand right now.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I'm typing one-handed right now.

    Will you marry me?
    Ahhh creeping is sexy
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Thats good!

    #1 best way to creep me out!!! Hahaha
  • jgilbey
    jgilbey Posts: 79
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

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  • Fockertots
    Fockertots Posts: 221
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    This picture made my stomach turn. :/
  • jayayach
    jayayach Posts: 178 Member
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  • JenivaDoll
    JenivaDoll Posts: 37 Member
    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.
    LOL!!!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    "Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
    Stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
    Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
    Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper"

    Just listened to this, and had to reply to this topic :)
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    You can take random pictures of women from a message board. Then create a post asking which one of them is the most attractive claiming it is for a school project.

    Oh wait, that was yesterday.
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    LMAO That is exactly what my housemate's van looks like.. We keep joking that we're going to paint a sign on it that says Free Candy...

    my favorite one of all time was..

    Meet guy in a public place. Get to chatting. It's all fine you think, and he asks if you want to see photos of his family. *shrugs* okay dude, sure...

    He shows mom, neice, nephew...

    And like it is the most prized possession he ever owned, he pulls out a photo of a young woman lounging seductively in a leopard print bikini...

    "That's my sister"
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

    LOLOL I totally wrote my comment before reading this... lmao
  • SkinnyTopher
    SkinnyTopher Posts: 35
    Lean in too close with random strangers on an elevator. Sniff them audibly. Then make an O face.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:

    Is this why I never heard back from you?
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    Make sure this is the only vehicle you own:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0z8CsZKNaS472b3jz3EG8qvO7vVJCjOCfhlK5Ghj6kgZIVFID

    And spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the side.

    This makes you a pedophile, not creepy.


    Just add "ladies" to the end of any sentence. Even the most innocent of statements can sound creepy.

    "Looks like rain.....ladies"

    Finish it with a wink and you're golden. ;)
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:

    1.. 2.., ok, just trying to remember how long we have been friends. I don't want to go too fast.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    How YOU doin'?
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    ex:

    "I want to stick my d@*k between your feet"

    ^^^^ACTUAL PM I got.

    :frown: :noway:

    Is this why I never heard back from you?

    bwahahaha! ummm probably!
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    I hate getting random PM's from guys asking if I want to see their d***! The answer is NO and will always be NO. I don't know you and have now deleted your friend request!

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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    When she sees you looking at her through the window, instead of running, just keep looking. And never, EVER break eye contact.

    Or you could be strike up a platonic, jovial friendship with a woman for 8 months on a fitness site and then just randomly write on her wall that you want to wear her. That works, trust me. :wink:
    Boy you're right. That would be pretty creepy.
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