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Check your Shampoo. This is urgent!!!

dnsrmr
dnsrmr Posts: 99 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Check your Shampoo!!! This is urgent!!
Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
NO wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads,

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower. :laugh:
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  • Cmuchoa
    Cmuchoa Posts: 161 Member
    Too friggin funny Dee !
  • Liasings
    Liasings Posts: 150 Member
    A-ha!
  • hunkofmexican
    hunkofmexican Posts: 128 Member
    :laugh: That is a funny angle at it. I use Dawn in the shower for real. I mix a bunch of different types to getter in one of those foamy Dawn dispencers and i feel absolutely Clean. Dawn........ it's just not for dishes. :wink:
  • ruby_red_rose
    ruby_red_rose Posts: 321 Member
    lol
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    Of course! It's all so obvious now. My problem is that I have FAT HAIR! Gonna go shave it all off...
  • builtforlife
    builtforlife Posts: 259
    hahaha funny. :)
  • takehimaway
    takehimaway Posts: 499 Member
    My mom sent this to me, and I almost peed my pants laughing.
  • desert_rhino
    desert_rhino Posts: 104 Member
    THAT? was funny. Thank you!
  • Spokez70
    Spokez70 Posts: 548 Member
    Outstanding
  • new318
    new318 Posts: 27 Member
    lol
    just saw this on facebook not too long ago. Love it.
  • sxyfitmomandwife
    sxyfitmomandwife Posts: 328 Member
    LMAO!!!!!
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Check your Shampoo!!! This is urgent!!
    Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
    It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
    NO wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads,

    DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

    Problem Solved!

    If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower. :laugh:


    BAZINGA!!!
  • LOL, good one! :laugh:
  • ZoeyRobinson
    ZoeyRobinson Posts: 301
    Could you imagine if Dawn dish soap really worked? That would make the world a happier place!
  • jryan83
    jryan83 Posts: 72 Member
    Check your Shampoo!!! This is urgent!!
    Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
    It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
    NO wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads,

    DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

    Problem Solved!

    If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower. :laugh:

    ROFLMFAO!

    On a serious note, as a cosmetologist, I can tell you cheap shampoo's like Suave are no better than dish soap they have the same type of detergents and pH.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    :laugh:
  • canelly
    canelly Posts: 731 Member
    Lil love this!!!
  • MommyFancypants
    MommyFancypants Posts: 20 Member
    :happy: OMG...I totally needed that laugh!! I'm going to use some Dawn myself!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahA!!!!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • aprilgrl27
    aprilgrl27 Posts: 176 Member
    Ha! I too will be trying this....along with the 4 inches I just cut off to make me lose weight. lmao. Well not really cuz it worked.
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    I thought this was gonna be about dr oz and obesogens :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Lmao! :laugh:
  • alujan74583
    alujan74583 Posts: 15 Member
    LOL! :laugh: I wish it was that easy!!!!! :ohwell:
  • nu2012
    nu2012 Posts: 562 Member
    Hehe!! No wonder the volume hasn't been reducing even with all the exercising!
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
    Gotta love MFP Saturday nights :laugh: Great post!
  • beccadaniixox
    beccadaniixox Posts: 542 Member
    LOVE THIS. :)
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
    Reminds me of the Weight Watchers meeting when a member lost 200 lbs in ONE WEEK. (She kicked her husband out).
  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Totally needed this laugh!! Thank you for sharing!!
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
    I thought this was gonna be about dr oz and obesogens :laugh:

    Okay, I'll take the bait...what's an obesogen?
  • boggsmeister
    boggsmeister Posts: 292 Member
    You are my hero
  • smileybooliz
    smileybooliz Posts: 193 Member
    Too funny!! Thanks for making me laugh!! :laugh: :flowerforyou:
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