Covering Up Your Scent

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Have you ever had the experience where you take a smelly dump at homeone's house and there's no air freshner? And then you soap up your hands and then wave them around so that the scent is distributed as much as possible thereby hiding the results of your rear ejection portal?
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  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    I see you haven't changed. :indifferent:
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    My poo smells like roses, so no.
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Oh and no fear when you poo at my house. I know everyone else is foul so I have air freshners, wet wipes, and body spray in every bathroom.
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  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Oh and no fear when you poo at my house. I know everyone else is foul so I have air freshners, wet wipes, and body spray in every bathroom.

    Marry me.

    You'll have to work that one out with my husband. He'll probably agree to a few days a month. ;)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    And here I had you figured for a close the lid and not flush person.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Like you're ever invited to someone else's house. :huh:
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    matches?
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    And here I had you figured for a close the lid and not flush person.

    :laugh:
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Like you're ever invited to someone else's house. :huh:

    Wow guys that bad huh? Now I'm scared to marry him.
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  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    My poo smells like roses, so no.

    I know you'd like to thank your **** don't stank but lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    You need this---

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  • sister_bear
    sister_bear Posts: 529 Member
    I grew up in a house with no air freshener in the bathroom. My room was across the hall from the bathroom. It was horrid.

    I have a selection of air fresheners in each bathroom and plug in air fresheners strategically located outside the bathrooms for people too lazy to use the spray.

    As for someone else's house, they have it coming if they don't have an anti-stink plan in place.
  • ElizabethObviously
    ElizabethObviously Posts: 380 Member
    Hope there is a window! Open it and try fanning it out!

    However if it FAMILY'S house...I do nothing. I walk out strutting hoping I knock someone out. TAKE THAT DAD! Pay back for farting nasty all those years when we were kids!
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    My poo smells like roses, so no.

    I know you'd like to thank your **** don't stank but lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

    Nice! I wonder how many folks will catch this reference. Andre, you are the coolest!
  • jbella99
    jbella99 Posts: 596 Member
    Meh...I don't worry about it. Everybody poops..and if my hostess doesn't know that (and doesn't provide appropriate cover up scent in her rest room), then she deserves to smell my poo (which also smells like roses btw).

    exactly....
  • RoseTownGal
    RoseTownGal Posts: 6
    Have you ever had the experience where you take a smelly dump at homeone's house and there's no air freshner? And then you soap up your hands and then wave them around so that the scent is distributed as much as possible thereby hiding the results of your rear ejection portal?

    This reminds me of the movie "Along came Polly" with Ben Stiller, :laugh:
  • lelstar
    lelstar Posts: 374 Member
    I actually don't have 'air freshener' anywhere in my house, it sets off my asthma. I do however have eucalyptus spray, natural, covers the smell and its also really useful for lots of other things like antiseptic spray and stain removal :-)
    This thread gave me a bit of a smile :-)
  • ashlinmarie
    ashlinmarie Posts: 1,263 Member
    Hope there is a window! Open it and try fanning it out!

    However if it FAMILY'S house...I do nothing. I walk out strutting hoping I knock someone out. TAKE THAT DAD! Pay back for farting nasty all those years when we were kids!

    Are we related? My mom has stopped at my grandparents' house for the sole purpose of taking a number 2. And to return the favor, my grandpa named his outhouse at camp after her!
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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    My super power is denying my bowels. My record is 4 days. Nary a girlfriend has had to deal with my nature.

    Shame is a damn powerful thing.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,409 Member
    I take Metformin and have learned from experience NOT to take it when I know I am going out and wont be near a rest room. Well, I forgot one day and took it the morning when I was going out with a friend to lunch and then a yarn store. I was fine through lunch....we stopped at a book store with no problem....but 5 minutes after I got to the yarn store, it hit me. I was mortified. I prayed they had a rest room and thankfully, the lady told me there was one upstairs and not to mind there was a KNITTING CLASS going on.

    Great....

    But I went up quickly and saw the group of about 10 ladies around a table, knitting and chatting. They smiled at me and I smiled back as I passed them and went into the bathroom...which was about 10 ft from where they were sitting.

    Three courtesy flushes later (they must have wondered WTF I was doing), I saw on the window sill 3 different air fresheners. I just chuckled and realized, Hey, these are women....they get it. And I think I got out of there without much embarrassment.

    But I am getting off that Metformin....cant handle that crap.
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    My poo smells like roses, so no.

    I know you'd like to thank your **** don't stank but lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

    Nice! I wonder how many folks will catch this reference. Andre, you are the coolest!

    I thought about that when posting and hesitated slightly, but what's done is done!
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Like you're ever invited to someone else's house. :huh:

    Wow guys that bad huh? Now I'm scared to marry him.

    Just close your eyes.

    LMAO!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Eucalyptus or peppermint essential oil. Cheap, lasts forever. 2 drops in the toilet before you go, flush, no poo smell. Make sure it's real, not just a synthetic fragrance.
    Seriously miraculous.
  • Pimpmonkey
    Pimpmonkey Posts: 566
    My poo smells like roses, so no.

    I know you'd like to thank your **** don't stank but lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

    Awesomeness!!! Definitely a fave. Maybe they sould make flush-tones and install them on toilet handles?!
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    Eucalyptus or peppermint essential oil. Cheap, lasts forever. 2 drops in the toilet before you go, flush, no poo smell. Make sure it's real, not just a synthetic fragrance.
    Seriously miraculous.

    Interesting! Thanks for the tip. Wonder if tea tree oil would work, too.
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
    Be man and take a dump!

    Actually I used to soap my hands and leave the bubbles in the sink so it smells lol
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Eucalyptus or peppermint essential oil. Cheap, lasts forever. 2 drops in the toilet before you go, flush, no poo smell. Make sure it's real, not just a synthetic fragrance.
    Seriously miraculous.

    Interesting! Thanks for the tip. Wonder if tea tree oil would work, too.

    Don't see why not. The oils used for cleaning or medicinal purposes, but I've used eucalyptus and peppermint, and I like mixing the two.
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