Using former addictions as cuss words success
NewLIFEstyle4ME
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Does anyone else do this besides me...use former addictions/addictive foods/restaurants as cuss words? Sounds crazy, I know...but it so works, or at least it does for me.
Example:
Stub your toe or papercut????...Fuddruckers, I stubbed my GODIVA toe!
Police stop you for speeding?????......I'll be Dairy Queen, that's the 3rd Starbucking ticket i've got this year!
Someone bugging you, you just don't like???... Oh, I can't stand that Wendy's...she gets on my last french frying nerve!
or for a guy you can't stand....Ugh, that son of a burrito is such an Arby's!
Phone ringing and no one will answer it?????...Will someone please answer that Taco Belling phone!
You read something terrible in the news????....What the Heineken! That's a Marlboro, Budweiser shame, this country is really going to the McDonald's!
Someone got too much time on their hands and posting stupid stuff?????....Wow, that Chic-fil-A got way too much diet soda time on her hands, she really needs to get a in and out burger life!
You get the message...
Add some if you want, it REALLY works. Replacing cuss words and negative talk to/with addictive foods will seriously help you HATE them or at the very least, not want them as much--try it, you'll see
Example:
Stub your toe or papercut????...Fuddruckers, I stubbed my GODIVA toe!
Police stop you for speeding?????......I'll be Dairy Queen, that's the 3rd Starbucking ticket i've got this year!
Someone bugging you, you just don't like???... Oh, I can't stand that Wendy's...she gets on my last french frying nerve!
or for a guy you can't stand....Ugh, that son of a burrito is such an Arby's!
Phone ringing and no one will answer it?????...Will someone please answer that Taco Belling phone!
You read something terrible in the news????....What the Heineken! That's a Marlboro, Budweiser shame, this country is really going to the McDonald's!
Someone got too much time on their hands and posting stupid stuff?????....Wow, that Chic-fil-A got way too much diet soda time on her hands, she really needs to get a in and out burger life!
You get the message...
Add some if you want, it REALLY works. Replacing cuss words and negative talk to/with addictive foods will seriously help you HATE them or at the very least, not want them as much--try it, you'll see
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I think so! It's amazing!:laugh:0 -
Interesting. I'll try this with my kids too.0
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Interesting. I'll try this with my kids too.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Actually, that was one of the inspirations for my doing this...not cussing (by accident or whatevah) in front of my children. Only to discover that using cuss words for foods/restaurants that I was addicted and/or negative people, places and things too as cuss words actually started helping me forsake them When I first started doing this, it was a hoot...now it's just a way of life around here when Chipotle happens:smokin:0 -
What a PF Chang's Jack in the Box!0
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What a PF Chang's Jack in the Box!
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Love that--LOVE IT!!!! ...I'm going to also use it as "What the P.F.Chang" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: too.
I haven't thought of jack in the box in 10,000 years. I think I'll use it something like this though--
"Get your Jack in the Box off the couch and put your dishes away and clean your room! I'm not your "Combo"...i Like it A LOT!
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